Wenclair Brainrot Anyone?dress Designs By @tanuki-pyon

wenclair brainrot anyone? dress designs by @tanuki-pyon

Random yugioh villains who have known Atem for all of five minutes will turn to him and say things like “Hey, have you considered that Yugi secretly hates you? Or that you’re secretly evil? Or that you were actually an awful evil king? And that everyone secretly hates you?” with no basis and against all evidence to the contrary and he will fall for it every single time. This man has the false confidence of a stage magician hiding the anxiety level of a trembling chihuahua.

Okay okay hear me out:

The only two reasonable explanations for why Desire did not try and fuck around with hob gadling while dream was in the fishbowl are either:

1. Desire doesn't know who hob is, which, considering hob & dream's six centuries of slowburn centennial dating and Desire periodically checking up on dream so they can enact Plans Of A Devious Nature, seems unlikely

OR

2. Other supernatural/eldritch/indescribable beings have Tried It before with Hob Gadling and Dream's response was so intensely, catastrophically horrifying that everyone, including Desire, knows to leave the weird immortal English man to his business. Yeah, they know he's Just A Guy. Yes, he is, in fact, pathetically, almost insultingly easy to kidnap or hurt or ransom or what have you. DO NOT.

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Bonus

direct quote from kaiba post battle city tournament

Hob and Crowley meeting in some random pub and drunkenly venting about their respective relationship issues not realizing how similar their situations actually are, and then running into each other again 100 some odd years later and them both just being like "Uhhh I can explain"