Ok, But WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT HERA JUST- AGREEING TO RELEASE ODY AFTER FINDING OUT HE NEVER CHEATED

Ok, but WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT HERA JUST- AGREEING TO RELEASE ODY AFTER FINDING OUT HE NEVER CHEATED ON HIS WIFE???

Ngl, Greek Mythology could never make me hate you, Hera dear

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

Never in my life had i ever serached for flight trajectories for an AU

guess that's a thing I did now

No love for us complex mommy issues girlies (gender neutral)

Having Hades 2 be themed around the moon and witchcraft and how they historically relate to womanhood and sisterhood and having the main "boss" character be a loving mother figure instead of an antagonistic father.... This one really is for the girls thank you supergiant

The funniest thing about this situation is that Elon Musk is so pissed off at not getting to do something illegal and get away with it by being a billionaire for once in his life that he has been -and I’m 100% serious here- making photo edits of our Supreme Court minister dressed as fucking Voldemort. Literal little kid taping a picture of someone they don’t like to a dartboard kind of behavior.

Was lowkey expecting this game to be the mommy issues, since the first was daddy issues

But im also rlly happy with this choice

Having Hades 2 be themed around the moon and witchcraft and how they historically relate to womanhood and sisterhood and having the main "boss" character be a loving mother figure instead of an antagonistic father.... This one really is for the girls thank you supergiant