R E D -, Yellow,cyan And Magenta (jk)

R e d -, yellow,cyan and Magenta (jk)

made this with a specific discord server in mind but feel free to use this for ur own purposes

B R E A D

Andy:welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

Peter:shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

Andy:we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

Peter:what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

Andy:it's gluten free

Peter:i don't care if it's gluten free

Andy:swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

Peter:tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

Andy:wut, you gon' record it?

Peter:ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

Me:what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

Peter:what the fuck do you want?

Me:i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

Peter:at the BREAD STORE

Me:B R E A D

Peter:tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

Andy:i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

Me:we can't take shit out the bread

Peter:why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

Andy:we got crackers

no gluten

Peter:fuck crackers

Me:it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

Peter:hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Andy:look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

Peter:fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Andy:florida

Peter:i knew it

Me:look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

Peter:i'm goin' WEAST

Andy:nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant

Peter:honestly, fuck y'all

i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

Andy:what the fuck are you sayin'?

Peter:all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers

Me:but the crackers don't have gluten

Peter:i'll take those

Andy:okay, that's gonna be five-

Peter:nah, fuck that i ain't payin'

(Idk have funni skit of just this hhh BC I saw you post about that bread post 🍞🥖)

B R E A D

We sure did

Ay me and my friend gonna go f-ck up a wiki, brb

🍎✨- Damn my gender is apple.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Peter has a gun (Trashy shitpost I made hhh)

This took me 5 whole days god I'm tired.

Me and my friend made this Collab

Pov: I drew Clock and apple-

@strange-doll-child