Bread Bank - Tumblr Posts
Based on this video, https://youtu.be/dpYtw9TBiUw
Blast Off only helps Tex so Tex doesn’t get in too much trouble. They only sell Gluten Free Loafs
B R E A D
Andy:welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
Peter:shut the fuck up
listen i just need a baguette and a brioche
Andy:we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
Peter:what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
Andy:it's gluten free
Peter:i don't care if it's gluten free
Andy:swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
Peter:tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
Andy:wut, you gon' record it?
Peter:ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON
Me:what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
Peter:what the fuck do you want?
Me:i'm the motherfucking MANAGER
Peter:at the BREAD STORE
Me:B R E A D
Peter:tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
Andy:i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
Me:we can't take shit out the bread
Peter:why put it in in the first place?
i know y'all smoking that pack
Andy:we got crackers
no gluten
Peter:fuck crackers
Me:it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
Peter:hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Andy:look we got whole wheat: gluten free
texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA-
Peter:fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Andy:florida
Peter:i knew it
Me:look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police
Peter:i'm goin' WEAST
Andy:nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant
Peter:honestly, fuck y'all
i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread
Andy:what the fuck are you sayin'?
Peter:all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
Me:but the crackers don't have gluten
Peter:i'll take those
Andy:okay, that's gonna be five-
Peter:nah, fuck that i ain't payin'
(Idk have funni skit of just this hhh BC I saw you post about that bread post 🍞🥖)
B R E A D
Virals fandom where you at I made this for you
Got the idea from reading @themorrisislandpack 's and @tackmins 's and @incorrectviralsquotes 's absolutely hilarious incorrect Virals quotes