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Hi! (Not Sure If My First Ask Got Through) I've Seen That You Wrote Headcannons For Both Genshin Impact

Hi! (Not sure if my first ask got through) I've seen that you wrote headcannons for both Genshin Impact and Fire Emblem and I took this as an opportunity to ask for a crossover. I'd like to ask some headcannons for Zhongli and a Nabatean/Child of Sothis! s/o who somehow found themselves in Teyvat.

What a cool and super adorable crossover idea :D Also lol I've hardly written anything but smut in so long, it's wild to be aked to write something so nice and pleasant loool

Zhongli x Nabatean!Reader (gender neutral) sfw, fluff

Zhongli begins as amicably with this new visitor to Teyvat as with anyone else- but the more time goes on, the more you two learn about each other’s worlds, and as it slowly dawns on him that a ‘Nabatean’ may very well rival his own lifespan, well… having someone by his side that long might be… nice, to say the least.

But oof, my friend, he is going to take his damn sweet time considering every possible angle before initiating a romance. He’s a careful, thoughtful man by nature, and he can’t risk falling into these new, warm feelings until he’s ruled out the possibility that his own loneliness has led him into the arms of the first person who may be able to sooth him throughout his [potentially] eternal existence.

On the plus side, we get to see some sweet, sweet pining while he figures that out- and when Zhongli pines, he pines hard. Consider how much thought he puts into matters of governance, culture, etc. and apply that to the arduous task of sorting out his feelings when this new presence in his life is someone so well matched to him in lifestyle and philosophy. He finds himself constantly at odds with his urge to lace his fingers with yours while you walk the docks of Liyue- even worse is the spontaneous but immense desire to brush stray green-toned hair behind adorably pointed ears- or, heavens forbid it- lightly kiss or nip at their unique contour.

Thank goodness you both live so long, since by the time he finally realizes that his feelings for you aren’t going anywhere, you’ve become truly irreplaceable to one another as companions.

Given the difficult and downright traumatizing past of the Nabatean people, it’s understandable that sometimes you wish you could put your time in Fodlan entirely behind you and focus only on the future. Zhongli is uniquely empathetic towards this impulse, but he’s always one to remind you of the importance of the past in shaping the future. He’s incredibly comforting to vent and open up to, and it’s likely during one of these earnest conversations that it dawns on you that being with him isn’t just about not being lonely anymore- it’s about what he adds to your sprawling lifespan.

On the day he finally, finally confesses to you, he’s used Geo to carve a small dragon pendant for you out of Cor Lapis- even incorporating several details of your own transformed body as you’ve described them to him in the past. The man is incredibly conscientious and detail-oriented, and it shows in his handiwork, and in how attentive he’s always been with you.

As the years and generations pass, you two will be known as a power couple anywhere you go, and kindred spirits beyond a doubt. Mealtimes together are full of lively conversations on poetry, philosophy, trade, and everything in between- you constantly engage each other intellectually and fill your years by always learning more about each other and Teyvat as a whole.

Zhongli can be a touch over-protective, however. It’s hard not to be sympathetic, given how many he’s seen come and go from his life, and how many of those closest to him have met tragic ends. Now that he has, at long, long last, managed to open his heart to a life with a companion, the thought of losing you is nearly too much to bear. He’d thought that he had largely made peace with loss, and death as a whole, but the prospect of a life with you has deeply shaken that part of him (basically what I’m saying is, my guy has some Seteth energy woop)

You may not realize until one of the Adepti or even another Archon points it out to you, but having you in his life does very gradually soften Zhongli’s overall demeanor a bit. He’s always been as immovable and eternal as the stone he represents, but with the new light and life you bring to his day-to-day, those who have known him the longest will be sure to notice a shift.

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2 years ago

KH Dark Road Spoilers.

Oh my gosh, Luxu was body hopping again. That sneak.

HOO Boy. There was a lot to uncover.

Xehanort is Ephemer's descendant. This made me gasp for some reason, becaude of the type of future that Ephemer wanted to bring and here comes his descendant using darkness. This made me think "Oh crud, we became part of our best friend's descendant"

Child Xehanort is adorable. He was so adorable I wanted to cry. He also misses his mom~ even though he grew up without her. (Sora, your mom's worried sick) How can someone that adorable as a child become... eh *gestures to older Xehanort*

Player is the old man that raised Xehanort, not Xehanort himself. At least that brought some type of relief to me that we are no longer part of a person that did atrocious things to our old friends and a lot of other people but still...

F*CK YOU, MoM!! YOU CONVERTED A CHILD THAT I LOVINGLY RAISED TO TURN TO THE DARKNESS. WE HELD THAT BOY IN OUR ARMS!!😭

Also, we were already too deep into the "Player is Xehanort" and got a lot of good fanfics out of it. Nomura, stop it with the plot twists.

So the reason why Xehanort dreamt the Player's old memories is because he had the ability to sense others' hearts.

4. Xehanort's destiny??? I'm not sure if Player mistook Xehanort for Sora as the child of destiny, but I can't rule out the possibility that maybe Xehanort was SUPPOSED(???) to be the child of destiny but MoM stirred his path to the darkness and that role was given to Sora like how Riku was supposed to have the keyblade but when he turned to the darkness, the keyblade was given to Sora.

But, it's KINDA messed up if Player just happned to take Xehanort and raised him in Destiny Islands to make him fit into the role of the child of destiny... I still have issues regarding that like... Player, what are you doing?

6. Possibility that Player will be in Missing Link. The player lived two lives, the second being in Scala Ad Caelum when they learned the destiny of the child of destiny. Imagine if we met Brain... like "Hey Brain, it's me Player." Hopefully, we also get to know who Demyx and Luxord are as somebodies. And I swear, if Luxu body hops into someone we are well-acquainted with again, I will throw something..!

I'm just here rubbing my head at the twists, it was late at night so I wouldn't dive into this further than I normally would have been.


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3 years ago

watch this video. I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE BUT THIS?? THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARD. i dont CARE if im being forceful, but this stuff NEEDS to be talked about more in the genshin community. we talk about how bad other fandoms are with racism, while our fandom is just as bad, maybe even worse. do not preach to others how amazing our fandom is without helping to fix these issues within the community. i am not trying to get "famous" or go "viral" off of this at all, because that'd make me a disgusting person. you dont need to reblog this post, just share this video around.

2 years ago

Blue robe is almost certainly the player character in Missing Link

Hopefully! Before this revelation I felt like playing as a NEW Player makes me feel like I'm betraying my Keykid, if Player comes back as the new Link Player, that makes me happy because "EYYY My keykid's back!"

2 years ago

Lady or Sir, those flowers are very important to me...

You see this guy..?

Lady Or Sir, Those Flowers Are Very Important To Me...

Art by Komitaki

This guy sacrificed his life and this is the one thing he gave us to remember him and plenty others of his kind. Those flowers are made of memories!

some crumbs for obey me dilf!reader 👀 even the tiniest bits will satisfy belphegor's stomach

Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach
Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach
Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach

letter from roue: i think you mixed up beelzebub with belphegor but i'll let it slide. anyways, i'll be generous and give you some crumbs by giving you "how would the demon brothers feel about dilf!reader?" ft. the three eldest demon brothers.

Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

the man's sighing out of relief.

extremely thankful of you being there for him and reminding him to take breaks and may or may not doing his work for him but lucifer doesn't need to know 💋

the guy has daddy issues, so he probably falls for dilf!reader within a month.

absolutely one of the brothers you could depend on to babysit your kid(s).

too prideful to say he likes dilfs, though. 6/10

Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach

MAMMON MORNINGSTAR

since reader is a literal dilf i'd imagine him/them having a high paying job to sustain themself/himself and their/his child(ren), and since the devildom economy is in SHAMBLES(did you look at how much grimm costs??) i'd like to think he spoils mammon a lot.

the demon is literally the sin of greed personafied, so he definitely treasures everything you give him.

surprisingly good with kids, he's one of your first choices when you need someone to babysit your child(ren). probably salty that he wasn't your first when it comes to one thing, though. 10/10

Some Crumbs For Obey Me Dilf!reader Even The Tiniest Bits Will Satisfy Belphegor's Stomach

LEVIATHAN MORNINGSTAR

OOHH BOY. lowkey embarrassed of liking a dilf but also shameless? like boy choose a side 💀.

has jokes about you being his sugar daddy because of how much merch you buy for him, but is too shy to say it. HIGHKEY FINDS IT ATTRACTIVE THAT YOU HAVE A KID/CHILDREN?? he just screams "i ❤️ dilfs" tbh.

unless your kid(s) likes video games or anime, he'll definitely have somewhat of a hard time befriending your child(ren). 7/10

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2 years ago

Just trying to get by

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week