Anyone Else Have A Word They Absolutely Cannot Spell As In No Matter How Many Times You Read Or Write

anyone else have a word they absolutely cannot spell as in no matter how many times you read or write this particular random word your brain just absoltuely will NOT play ball for me its "genius" and "parallel"

breaking apart our intricate machinery / i will carry your heart in my teeth

i couldnt afford razor blades for all the candy this year i hope these chunks of broken glass will do okay

im curious and no I’m serious about the poison apple books, they were so entertaining

alright everyone, let's be civil about this.

Halloween Post

You find yourself standing before an apartment door, with only a strand of orange lights as decorations. On the ground is a bowl, with a "take one" sign. What shall you choose?

you make your choice and get on with the night; how did you get here anyway, who trick-or-treats in an apartment building? On to neighborhoods with a better selection.

IF YOU TOOK THE WHOLE BOWL

you notice that the peephole in the door is actually a small camera as a sound of whirring can be heard from behind. The door opens and a terminator-esque robot hunts you down until it has taken back the contents of the bowl [as well as your entire haul of previously acquired candy]. Do better.