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This is what Jeffery looks like as a baby plant. Baby Jeffery eats hot cheetos instead of people. He has neon green spikes on this head and stem.

~One shot masterlist~

Sea Goddess x Pirate Captain

Jeffery the Adorable Man-eating Plant

Sea Goddess x Pirate Captain

(Kinda a Sea goddess x Pirate Captain one shot although she is not in this kinda just implied. This is my first time really writing something out and actually posting it so constructive criticism would be very very helpful.)

The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed and bound her in her bones~

Footsteps slapping hard against the damp wood of a ship could be just barely heard over the roaring waves and the cannon fire that threatened to sink it.

The seas be ours and by the powers~

The Captain and his men tried in vain to evade the quickly enclosing ships in hopes they would be able to escape the imminent danger of death.

Where we will we'll roam~

Yo ho, all hands~

With the last way out of the harbor no longer big enough to fit the giant ship the Captain gives the order to raise the black and blue colored fabric.

Hoist the colors high~

The Captain blows into a seashell horn as the needed flags are quickly lifted into the air and a ship comes closer, it's cannons narrowly missing them.

Heave ho, thieves and beggars~

The waves shift harshly and the attacking ships are quickly pulled into the sea one by one, leaving just the Pirate Captain's boat afloat before the waves go calm and the harbor silent again.

Never shall we die~

In my opinion there aren't enough 2017 Drayton Sawyer x readers so I'ma be posting oneshots until I'm able to write a whole story. Feel free to suggest things for it!

Jeffery the adorable man-eating plant

The leaves crunch under your boots as you quietly stalk into the field, the mansion you decided to rob looming ahead of you. A dim blue lantern lights the surroundings just enough to see your shadow dancing behind you. Somewhere in the darkness a tree moves strangely, and your heart starts to race as it moves toward you, a big green plant with a gigantic eye leers at you. You don't even have the time to scream before it's eye splits open, revealing a sharp toothy mouth.

Alot of my dreams seem like they would fit well as the plot in a ghibli movie..

A recent one I was a princess named dragonborn fighting against a big bad evil (all for one except he looked more like a dragon) and racing through a dungeon to stop zombies from resurrecting him, failing miserably and grabbing the child that was with me and running out of the dungeon as limbs and organs flew through the air! And of course don't forget the infamous villian monologue of how what he's doing is justified because he was wronged by the crown, my parents.

The apparent love of my life who up until this point was not seen saved mine and the child's life by giving up his own and helping us escape on a tidal wave. Then I woke up.