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Me too, me too.

need to kiss snape all the way from his chest to his inner thighs and then suck his cock

Yes, just yes.

i'm sick and tired of these daddy dom snape fics, you guys are AFRAID of making this man ur BITCH. MAKE HIM CRRRYYYYY. MAKE HIM BEG 4 U. MAKE HIM COME HIS HEART OUT AND BE PAMPERED WITH KISSES IMMEDIATELY AFTER!!! "oh but snape wouldn't want to be vulnerable-" NAME ONE MAN THAT COULDNT BE FIXED WITH A GOOD PEGGING. YOU CANT.

case closed.

I like Cielois so here

Alois: Heaven

Ciel: yes famous warrior

Alois: *wheeze*

Sabastian: are you ok Lord Trancy

Alois: its famous warrior to you

Ciel: *hard wheeze*

Sabastian: My lord are you alright

Ciel: its Heaven to you

Claude: is everything alright

Alois: yes

Later

Alois: Heaven

Ciel: yes famous warrior

Alois: why not give our butlers a silly name too

Ciel: alright let's do it

Alois: Claude is now Cloud Fastness

Ciel: Sabastian is Sebbychan McUseless

Sabastian: *knocks on door

Ciel and Alois: giggle

Ciel: come in you 2

Sabastian: here is your afternoon snack

Ciel: thank you Sebbychan

Sabastian: you're welcome my lord

Claude: Your afternoon snack your highness

Alois: thank you Cloud

Claude: your welcome your highness

Sabastian: My lord do you mind me asking where did you get these names from

Alois: we made them for you we thought you should have new names because your old ones were boring

Ciel: Sebbychan McUseless

Alois: Cloud Fastness

Alois and Ciel: You are dismissed

So the Zoldyck don't need friends right so they don't need s/o right. So if they don't need friends or partners they done need sex. So I have head canon. Kalluto is the youngest so they don't really pay attention to him so they forgot to give him "the talk" so when he joined the spiders he was very innocent and they didn't know so someone made a dirty joke he didn't get it and they tried explaining but he could understand so Chrollo made it a rule not to make dirty jokes in front of him and it went like this

Kalluto: *chilling*

Phinks: Hey Machi

Machi: what

Phinks: Do think that when a mute girl masterbats she uses one hand to get off and the other to moan

The other spiders:*laughing*

Kalluto: I don't get it what dose get off mean.

Phinks: you don't know

Kalluto: no what is it

Phinks: how old are you

Kalluto:10

*After 15 minutes of trying to get kalluto to understand*

Chrollo: no more jokes in front of kalluto

Kalluto: *confused* I still don't get it

Phinks: stop asking questions and I'll buy you a new fan ok

Kalluto: ok