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How would the Zoldyck family feel about seeing Future Killua, y'know future Killua is all powerful and all but they also see with KIDS and his wife, but his wife is powerful like POWERFUL POWERFUL, and so are his kids but Killua and his wife don't agree on the kids being assassin's. And the kids don't want to be either. But despite all that, they're like a powerful family that can't be touched. How would the zoldycks react to this? Like headcanons of each Zoldycks reaction😳
I think silva would have mixed feelings about it. I think that he would want killua to push the assassin lifestyle on his children, but I don’t think that he would say too much about it.
illumi would definitely talk to the children, himself any chance that he got, and he would try to convince them to be an assassin (like an asshole)
kikyo (i’m not sure if that’s her name. I think it is though but yk killuas mom)  she would be super upset about it and would complain to everyone about it and annoy everyone about it and she would show up at killuas house all the time, even going as far as to threaten to kill his wife
The musty cow (i forgot his name) he would definitely bother zeno and silva about it, and bc he’s a desperate mamas boy he would completely be on his mother side and back her up over everything in that situation, even if she is in the wrong (she’s completely in the wrong)
alluka (i think that’s her name but yk the little sister) she would definitely not want killuas kids to be assassins. Regardless, she thinks that they should have a good fun and memorable childhood unlike what she had but at the end of the day she trusts in killuas & his wife’s decision and things that they both know best for their children, so she completely stays out of it
kalluto (i don’t think I spelled his name, right but yk the youngest out of the family) he would completely stay quiet about it. He wouldn’t even bother, spreading his opinion out in private, because he knows that everybody is going to completely disregard his opinion so he doesn’t even bother to say it but deep down, he thinks that killuas children should not be assassins at all, and should not even be exposed to that life as much as he can possibly prevent it 
zeno would be annoyed that this is even topic of conversation he thinks that killua should do whatever he thinks is best for his own children deep down, he doesn’t want his children to keep up with the lifestyle that has been going on for generations, but he just wants killua his wife and his kids to be happy but he would talk about it a bit with killua just to see what the plan is
idk why I decided to make this I just seen it in my inbox Sorry if my writing is really bad right now. it’s 2:17am as I am writing this, but I’m just going to post it immediately 
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my sweet angels 🖤🖤🖤
˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚💔Life could be a dream💔*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚
So the Zoldyck don't need friends right so they don't need s/o right. So if they don't need friends or partners they done need sex. So I have head canon. Kalluto is the youngest so they don't really pay attention to him so they forgot to give him "the talk" so when he joined the spiders he was very innocent and they didn't know so someone made a dirty joke he didn't get it and they tried explaining but he could understand so Chrollo made it a rule not to make dirty jokes in front of him and it went like this
Kalluto: *chilling*
Phinks: Hey Machi
Machi: what
Phinks: Do think that when a mute girl masterbats she uses one hand to get off and the other to moan
The other spiders:*laughing*
Kalluto: I don't get it what dose get off mean.
Phinks: you don't know
Kalluto: no what is it
Phinks: how old are you
Kalluto:10
*After 15 minutes of trying to get kalluto to understand*
Chrollo: no more jokes in front of kalluto
Kalluto: *confused* I still don't get it
Phinks: stop asking questions and I'll buy you a new fan ok
Kalluto: ok