Jeff: I Hate The Word Nut, Cum Is A Nicer Word.

Jeff: I hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word.

Y/N: Oh, look at the squirrels storing cum for the winter.

Jeff: I regret this.

WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE THE LETTUCE OR THE CAPITALIST ASSHOLE PUT IN YOUR BETS NOW

These look so coool

don’t be a baby

Back on my bullshit

Hello!! Can I request a ticci toby headcanon where he's Inlove with the reader but thought the reader is Inlove with Helen but it turns out Helen is his sibling... sorry if this ask is weird or something:') but I do hope you have a good day/night😁😁✨✨💮

hii! this isnt a weird ask at all, i like it alot actually! its a lil rushed so sorry in advance. thank you for requesting, and i hope you have a good day/night as well!

misunderstood relations

• see tobi didnt want to jump to conclusions but...

• why are you so close to bloody painter???? are you two dating or something?????

• tobis had a crush on you for the longest time, thats not a secret to anyone but you.

• mans is so obvious idk how you havent noticed

• after a while of crushing tobi decides he has to confess and get it over with go tobiiii

• he wanted to get you alone to confess otherwise hed be extremely embarrassed poor tobi.

• but everytime he goes to talk to you your with painter

• SIGH

• helen knows tobi has a crush on you,

• he also knows tobi wants to get you alone,

• so he made it his personal mission to constantly be around you so theres no chance for him to confess <3.

• this fine ass sly bitch

• protective brother things ig

• another thing is tobis never seen painter without his mask so he doesnt know if you both look similar

• you two act more like friends than siblings as well soooo

• tobi has no clue you two are brother and sister so tobi comes to the conclusion that

• you two are dating... fuck.

• tobis devasted for like 4 days

• mans is sliding down the wall, crying into a jumbo plushy.

• when he finally comes out of his room he goes to rant to liu

• who immediately busts out laughing, wheezing and everything

• tobis just like 🤨😑

• liu, after a moment of contemplation, decides to tell tbi that youre related to painter.

• tobi immediately goes from 🤨😑 to 😯🤦

• tobi and liu make a plan for his long awaited confession

• all they really said was that liu will distract painter while tobi gets you in a secluded place to confess

• low braincell plan for low braincell peple

• everything goes according to plan surprisingly and you end up alone with tobi on 2 tire swings in the woods by slender mansion

• heres how it went:

• tobi: so y/...n twitch ive uhm h... had a cr... twitch crush on twitch you for the longest time and twitch i was wondering if you w... wanted to twitch go out with m... me?

• y/n: really??? of course id love to go out with you tobi! ive been waiting for you to ask for the longest!

• end of dialogue

• tobi inwardly face palms at how long this took him

• but

• its whatever now, he has a date with you saturday night <3.

What Good Deeds Do The Creeps Do?

Masky

Will always give his jacket to you/a friend if they look cold. Always waits until everybody has their food before he starts eating - even in restaurants.

Hoodie

Holds the door open for everyone. Brings hand sanitizer to share and carries little tissue packets in his pocket.

Jeff

Will always tell you if you have something in your teeth/on your face. He also makes sure your outfit is always good (skirt not tucked into panties, shirt not stuck under pants, jeans cuffed evenly, etc).

Liu

He will pull peoples plants out of the sun if they look underwatered or like they're dying. He's been secretly keeping your neighbors porch plant alive for 3 months.

Jack

Steals medications as a middle finger to big pharma. Gives medical help/advice to his friends for free.

Ben

Will scam back scammers. Wastes their time, destroys their software, scares the shit out of them.

Toby

Grabs the meal trays at fast food places and puts them on the front counter so employees don't have to go into the lobby to collect them. He also cleans up after himself.