Me: *walking To Class, Perfectly Fine, Tired But Overall Not Suffering*

Me: *walking to class, perfectly fine, tired but overall not suffering*

Me: *walks through a 2-foot stretch of sidewalk where the shade fails to reach the concrete*

My armpits: god help us we’re drOwning

Eddie, thinking he's finally gonna get one over on Richie: Hey, spell ICUP

Richie: I-C-U-Joe

Eddie: Who tf is Joe?????

Richie:

I wonder how long Nebula’s lifespan is? will she live to see tony’s grandchildren? his great grandchildren?

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Every day I visit my brother in his game room for like 10-ish minutes before I lay in bed like a hermit for the rest of the day and today I started singing just the chorus of what does the fox say and my brother said “do you exist just to make people suffer” like wOW tell me how you really feel

I was cleaning my desk off, now that I’m living in a college apartment and I found an old sketchbook (?) that I made and the only thing in it was this:

I need to get this off my chest.

When I was younger and I lived in Pennsylvania, for some reason I thought Christmas was on December 31st and when I moved to Florida at age 8 and heard multiple people say that it was the 25th I thought everyone in Florida was conspiring against me and this lasted for a good year or two.