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~ finished this little plaza a couple days ago ~

my cottage kitchen 🌲🍄📖

Every day I visit my brother in his game room for like 10-ish minutes before I lay in bed like a hermit for the rest of the day and today I started singing just the chorus of what does the fox say and my brother said “do you exist just to make people suffer” like wOW tell me how you really feel

I wonder how long Nebula’s lifespan is? will she live to see tony’s grandchildren? his great grandchildren?

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TECHNOLOGY, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME

First kiss=best kiss

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

Me: I dunno, A/B/O just isn’t for me personally….

AO3: Okay, but have you considered Reddie A/B/O when they’re 40 year old men?

Me: Sold!  ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

Anyway, here’s an old men Reddie A/B/O fic rec

I was cleaning my desk off, now that I’m living in a college apartment and I found an old sketchbook (?) that I made and the only thing in it was this:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Richie: I *have* to stare at him just to make sure he’s safe and he doesn’t start wheezing and die it’s not because he’s radiant when he laughs whAt no he might die and I just need to make sure he’s safe you kno-

it’s the way eddie laughs, richie thinks. that’s it. that’s why he’s so aware of him all the time. it’s like, really fucking annoying. like, yeah, it’s kinda cute, but it’s so breathless and giddy that richie thinks he might be having an asthma attack sometimes, so he’s just being a good friend, right, whipping his head around to watch eddie laugh each time? just to make sure he doesn’t, like, die, you know. it’s actually really inconvenient, because richie is Very Funny, Thank You, and it means he has to spend a lot of time looking at eddie—making sure he’s Not Dying, you know, richie is a Good Friend—when he probably should be looking at his schoolwork or bethany from algebra ii. (the schoolwork’s fine. richie actually works better when he has something else to focus on, to tire out his brain enough that it can finally do what it’s meant to, but bethany’s, like, a fucking knockout, and she thinks he’s funny, and c’mon, eds, your dumb fucking laugh is really killing his game, man.)

eddie laughs at something bill says, and bill doesn’t even look at him, too busy still going off about some dumb thing bradley from history asked in class, and richie’s just. outraged, because eddie’s doing the same breathless laugh, and bill’s not even looking to see if he’s not dying, and none of the other losers are, and like, eddie’s not dying (richie watched him extra carefully, the way his cheeks flushed pink and the way he cackled rippled through his shoulders and the way his throat vibrated, just in case), but none of the rest of them were even worried? what the fuck, man. richie has to do everything around here. (it’s an immense sacrifice, continuing to be on the lookout when eddie’s laughing, because he can feel bethany glancing at him sidelong, but like, he can’t look away now, what if eddie starts wheezing, like, genuinely? sorry, bethany, you’re a Babe, but richie is A Hero and he just. has to look at eddie forever, just in case, just to be safe, you know.)

(when richie tells bev all this when he’s high three nights after what he has taken to calling The Revelatory Incident, referring to all of the losers being Heathens and not watching eddie for like, potential death, he is very disgruntled when she bursts out laughing and says yeah staring at eddie all day… big sacrifice because excuse you, marsh, he’s being selfless, shut up.)

Me, applying maxipads: do I wanna feel blood leaking from the front or the back today

you can only reblog this today

Wow I really did just glare at a bag of chips after it fell on me.

Eddie, thinking he's finally gonna get one over on Richie: Hey, spell ICUP

Richie: I-C-U-Joe

Eddie: Who tf is Joe?????

Richie:

I’m.loggingout.

It was something…like a secret name. A secret identity. A way to be people that had nothing to do with their parents’ fears, hopes, constant demands. Richie couldn’t do his beloved voices for shit, but maybe he did know how important it was for creeps like them to sometimes be different people.

Okay, that was pretty tight

I need to get this off my chest.

When I was younger and I lived in Pennsylvania, for some reason I thought Christmas was on December 31st and when I moved to Florida at age 8 and heard multiple people say that it was the 25th I thought everyone in Florida was conspiring against me and this lasted for a good year or two.

MASTERLIST

Headcanons

The Losers Club in the Winter

The Losers find out the Richie and Eddie are dating

Richie Tozier

Bill Denbrough

Beverly dating a girl

Reddie (almost) getting caught by the losers

The types of music the Losers listen to

Stenbrough

Reddie Stranger Things Part 1 and Part 2 

Reddie in science class

Jealous Richie

Reddie first date

Reddie Christmas 

Moodboards

The Boys 

The Losers Club Hogwarts houses

Eddie Kapsbrak  2

Mike Hanlon 2

Georgie Denbrough

Beverly Marsh  2

Richie Tozier Bisexual

Bev and Richie dancing 

Reddie 2 3 4(Pastel) 5 6 7(Ballerina Eddie Skater Richie) 8(Detention AU) 9(soft Eddie Bad Boy Richie) 

90s Stenbrough 

Benverly 2 3 4

Richie Tozier 2 3(Repressed Emo)

Reddie based on the song “Apartment”

Stanlon 2

Patel Eddie Punk Richie

Colorful Losers Club

The Losers Club Sexuality's   

Stenbrough 2

The Losers Club 2 3(Thanksgiving)

The Losers Club highschool

Reddie and Stenbrough

The Losers Club fears 

My best friend hates me 🤷‍♀️

MasterList

Fan Fics

Extra Credit

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 5.5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 12.5, Part 13, Part 14

Six Times The Losers Walked In On Reddie

Bev, Stan, Ben, Mike, Bill, everyone

Why Not Me

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Lets Talk About First

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

A Different Kind Of Sleepover

Part 1,Part 2,Part 3,Part 4,Part 5

Richie Asks For Help

Part 1,Part 2

Playful Flirting

Part 1, Dirty Ending, Clean Ending

One Shots

Heartbeat

Bev’s New Game

“Just Friends”

Jealous Eddie

Need A Ride

Richie Lends A Hand (Or A Mouth)

Eddie Makes A Friend

Sleepy Grinding

Bathroom Hickeys

NSFW At Work

Pushed To The Brink

Number Prompts (Make a Suggestion)

#70-This Is Why I Love You

#170-Bend Over

#179-First To Make A Noise Loses

#90-Catch Me If You Can

Head Canons

Reddie Showers

Richie Asks Eddie Out

Me: *walking to class, perfectly fine, tired but overall not suffering*

Me: *walks through a 2-foot stretch of sidewalk where the shade fails to reach the concrete*

My armpits: god help us we’re drOwning

me, at 4am: *in the midst of a marathon of serial killer documentaries, bts crack videos, dr pimple popper videos, and various vine compilations*

also me: why can’t i sleep

Do you ever wish there was a shazam app where instead of scanning for the song that’s playing you could recite everything you know about a forgotten fanfiction and it would find it for you