Magical Girls Are Real, And You Have Been Chosen By A Magical Creature To Become One. The Only Problem

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

reblog because piracy is "wrong" and that we need to "protect billionare corporate owners from losing money from unfairly overpriced decade old games" wink. wink.

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

this person gets it!

TF2 hot take

I don't like sniper X spy why? sniper is like 26. He is (roughly) the same age as Spy's son. technically legal, still weird.

beautiful line art and sense of color! hot damn!

Status window to the soul

scp foundation- horror for data validation nerds The backrooms- horror for people who are too lazy /young to get into the lore of the scp foundation everywhere at the end of time- The real horror is that this happens in real life Unedited footage of a bear- The pharmaceutical industry is exploitative and evil Blue_Channel: The pharmaceutical industry is exploitative and evil but this time there is analogue horror. MOMO: a trend that died so quickly that you just googled what momo was. Voices of the void: what if signal simulator had memes and alien catgirls The amazing digital circus: what if I have no mouth and I must scream was child friendly this place is not happy: playing god is ok as long as you keep up your profit margin.

poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

constantly thinking abt how in Undertale the consequences for violence are immediate and lasting while in Deltarune you have to actively work to make violence "stick". like not that there's no neutral vs pacifist differences but the plot absolutely continues on as if nothing happened while Undertale a single death changes the entire ending and structure. the way a broken snowgrave run immediately reroutes everything back onto the rails. the quick dismissals and movings on. it just feels like the entire world is trying to avoid thinking about violence or assigning consequences unless forced to do so