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can we all talk about how Bigfoot in the sims 2 is excellent asexual representation?

his "turn ons/ turn offs" tab is completely greyed out, he does not flirt and you can not flirt with him, yet he is still treated like any other sim.

he has max stats and a ton of gold level badges (if not all gold level badges) which means he is hella talented and spends all of his time doing a wide variety of hobbies to better himself And because of his high skills he always gets promotions and gifts when he goes to work and a ton of workplace friends Bigfoot is an asexual KING.

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VILLAINOUS FANGAME! VILLAINOUS FANGAME! VILLAINOUS FANGAME!

They may have been the most difficult Lord to design...

but damn, they turned out so beautiful.

White Lord <3

:O FRIEN ART

Some old art ouo

tfw = two fucking weiners

my last braincell after it gets to hoard all of the antidepressants to itself:

All is good

mega swaggo dude

i hate noticing myself developing new verbal tics over time. why am i saying this suddenly. what the hell is "swaggo"

thign that blew up on twt ig

the porn bots should spice up their game by showing the 3 boobed mutant from Total Recall (the one with arnold schwarzenegger)

there are a lot of obvious reasons as to why the borderlands movie sucked. but listen listen. a huge un-talked about factor is the fact this movie is too scared to make ANY dark jokes. I know a ton of people know borderlands as a very particular brand of immature humor, but also what made the first two games shine is how dark the series got. the movie is all like "mInE Is BiGgEr " meanwhile in the first game general knoxx's whole thing was that he was chronically depressed and treated his job as a war general gunning down innocent civilians like another bad case of the mondays. the movie is some weak sauce shit.

this is now my favorite flork of cows comic

OH GOD

OH GOD

This is the original one.

I introduced my autistic friend to the sims 2 and i think i am going to hell. what have i done

Yes, and you call them BLU Burgers despite the fact they are obviously RED...

the ez squirt they stopped selling in the 2000s! @xenojintheone !

Yes, and you call them BLU Burgers despite the fact they are obviously RED...

having art block here is a doodle of the bag asshole he looks like how i look when i am constipated

Bugsnax found in the Caramelized Caverns! 🐛

Margarine herself is intensely interested in studying the Termales, but the queen is hidden away deep within the twisting, sugary corridors of the caverns.

A selection of fansnax I made for my own Bugsnax area, the Caramelized Caverns! Most of them are based on creepy crawlers you’d find in caves, but the idea of a giant termite Bugsnak was too fun to ignore 😭

triple apple

ok i know people think those kitchen gadgets are stupid but they are SO HELPFUL FOR ADHD. ~garlic mincer my beloved~

if you struggle with executive dysfunction re: cooking AND you can afford the expense, i cannot recommend getting a slightly upscale rice cooker highly enough.

here’s several different low spoons meals i can and do make with it:

add a cup of frozen mixed vegetables to your rice as you cook it, crack an egg directly into the hot rice when it’s done and stir to cook it (extra easy, makes sure you’re getting veggies and protein with your grains)

put frozen dumplings in with your rice before you cook it, they’ll steam on top of your rice and then you can top with sauce of choice

make plain rice but with coconut milk instead of water, add curry sauce and canned chicken breast afterward

make plain rice with dashi broth instead of plain water (you can buy dashi powder online. if you don’t like fishy flavors i recommend the brand below which is vegan), add cubed tofu and sesame seeds

there’s many more things you can do with a rice cooker like this if you have more energy or fresh food, but the above requires little more than dumping stuff into the pot and pressing cook. this is what i need when i’m struggling but i have to feed myself. none of the ingredients above go bad quickly so you can buy them in bulk and keep them in reserve for a long long time. product recommendations below the cut.

this is the powdered broth i recommend:

this is the rice cooker i have:

Designs I'm gonna make as stickers soon!

me who is apparently a rare minority of people who thinks of them in horrifying situations because i am a horror writer and thats just what i am comfortable with.

I did a post asking about this ages ago, but now that there's polls, I'd like to do another round for this question, since it always has me curious:

Also, I am not including stuff like "I just stay up thinking about things that make me anxious", since this is specifically about things that help you sleep, not things that keep you up!

Just curious how widespread this practice is!

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it