Lotta True Crime By Penelope Scott

Lotta True Crime by Penelope Scott

Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite

But Ted Bundy was just never that fuckin’ bright

He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright?

And he was so fuckin’ sure he had the right

But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead

'Cause there was no fuckin’ candle in his pumpkin head

You’re not special for winning a game

With someone who you know was never playing

Shane Walsh

Philip Blake *The Governor*

Don & Joe (Claimers)

Simon

Dawn Lerner

Merle Dixon

Alpha

Beta

Owen (Wolves)

BONUS**

(He's not dead yet so he doesn't really count)

Negan Smith

If you ship any of these characters please gtfo my page

PROBLEMATIC SHIPS

The Walking Dead

Negan Smith & Carl Grimes aka Cegan

Carl is a minor and that's a toxic relationship

Beth Greene & Daryl Dixon aka Bethyl

Beth is a minor

Shane Walsh & Lori Grimes

Shane tried to r@pe Lori, it's a toxic relationship

Andrea & The Governor (Philip Blake)

Toxic relationship, he left her to die

Daryl Dixon & Rick Grimes

They consider each other as brothers

Supernatural

Sam Winchester & Lucifer aka Samifer

Toxic/abusive, Lucifer tortured Sam

Sam Winchester & Dean Winchester aka Wincest

They are blood relatives, brothers, literally incest

Jack Kline & Sam Winchester

Jack is three years old, Sam helped raise him

Jack Kline & Dean Winchester

Jack is three years old, Dean helped raise him, Dean treated Jack terribly

Charlie Bradbury & Dean Winchester

Charlie is a lesbian, they are like siblings

Marvel

Loki Laufeyson & Thor Odinson aka Thorki

Although adopted they are siblings

Peter Parker & Tony Stark aka Starker

Peter is a minor, they are like father and son

Pietro Maximoff & Wanda Maximoff

Incest, they are twins

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger & Severus Snape aka Snamione

Hermione is a minor for most of the story, Snape is toxic to his students

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy aka Dramione

Draco bullied Hermione, toxic

Stranger Things

Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley

Robin is a lesbian

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid & Derek Morgan aka Moreid

They are like brothers

Spencer Reid & Cat Adams

Toxic, Cat is a criminal, she arranged for his mom to be kidnapped

NCIS

Tony Dinozzo Jr. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs aka Tibbs

They are like family to each other

Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby Scuito

They are like father and daughter, bestfriends

Gravity Falls

Mabel Pines & Dipper Pines aka Pinecest

Incest, they are twins, both are minors

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers & Rupert Giles

Father/daughter relationship, mentorship

rip ron anderson

rip rarl

Characters I will never 100% like

Clarke Griffin

Lucifer

Tony Stark

John and Mary Winchester

Shane Walsh

Negan Smith

Josephine Lightbourne

Severus Snape

Monica Gallagher

Karen Jackson

Ps I like Tony the most out of everyone on this list

Also please don't take this personal it is just my opinion

CAROL PELETIER × BURNING PILE by MOTHER MOTHER

"All my troubles on a burning pile

All lit up and I start to smile

If I, catch fire then I'll change my aim

Throw my troubles at the world again

It goes, all my troubles on a burning pile

All lit up and I start to smile

If I, catch fire then I'll take my turn

To burn and burn and burn"

Negan with Judith

Negan with everyone else