Kernowkween - Untitled

Kidnapper: we have your bodyguard

Kinn: which one?

Kidnapper: what?

Porsche: which bodyguard?

Kidnapper: hmmm... The sweet one but has a creepy little evil smile everytime we punch him

Kinn: oh, you have Pete! But you're wrong

Kidnapper: what do you mean we're wrong?

Porsche: you think we can save Pete? Like from you? Like he's in "real" danger?

Kinn: he fucks "Dangerous Red Flag n°1" every night you think he needs to be saved by us?

Porsche *looking at Vegas getting ready to make a genocide*: by the way "Danger" it's on his way

Kidnapper: the fuck is on it's way?

*Hearing scream from the phone and Pete's psycho laugh because he freed himself and is starting to take care of his kidnappers so when Vegas gets there he'll get a reward*

Kidnapper: WTF? *Chilling scream*

Kinn: Pete be good you know Vegas' hates when you smell of others people blood

Porsche: and please don't cause any explosions like last time Arm and Pol hate to clean up after you two psychos

*more screams*

Kinn: *sigh* they're made for each other aren't they?

Porsche: *smiles sweetly*

KinnPorsche: *goes back to fuck sleep*

yoongi (ft jimin)

Pete: who traumatized you?

Vegas: you want a list?

Pete, loading his gun: yes actually

Vegas, in his dungeon: IDK if I like Pete or not.

Hedgehog: You wake up at the ass crack of dawn to make him curry and kiss him to give him medicines

Vegas:

Hedgehog: Oh shit, I mean sniff sniff