Ketchfantrolls - . Ketch's Alternia .

Here's a classic question, and I ask because my answer is yes, but...

I'm going with the old day plus month equals patron.

Here's a chart for knowing your Western Zodiac sign if you don't know, and here's a chart for getting your patron troll, but also my mini explanation below:

So, if your birthday is August 17th, August is the 8th month, and then separate the 1 and 7, 8+1+7= 16, but there are 12 trolls, so start from the beginning and count up 4 more, 1. Aradia, 2. Tavros, 3. Sollux, 4. Karkat.

new alternian custom fonts... 2!

as promised i've finally gotten around to making more fonts for hiveswap new alternian! some more standard choices this time, along with the requested homestuck land font.

i've ALSO gone back and REDONE the first four fonts so that now they're more streamlined, and include punctuation and accurate sizing! i stuck with english punctuation so that all of the quirks would translate accurately.

all of the fonts should now be compatible with every canon troll's typing quirk except for damara, daraya, and potentially meulin.

these are free to use for whatever you like. i made all of them by hand, so sorry for any mistakes! i hope you enjoy!

download new fonts | download remade old fonts

u know what, by sheer coincidence karkats nightmare actually was that there were only 120 episodes of gossip girl

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

Illegal Activity

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How Street Gangs Work

Domestic Abuse

Torture

Assault

Murder

Terrorism

Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

Political Corruption

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AK-47 prices on the black market

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Human Smuggling Fees

Human Traffickers Prices

Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices

Prostitution Prices

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Heroin Prices

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Earnings From Illegal Jobs

Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk

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Blood Analysis

Book Review

Cause & Manner of Death

Chemistry/Physics

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Cults and Religions

DNA

Document Examination

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Firearms Analysis

Forensic Anthropology

Forensic Art

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Forensic History

Forensic Psychiatry

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Guest Blogger

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Interesting Cases

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Medical History

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Multiple Murderers

On This Day

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Police Procedure

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serial killers

Space Program

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Time of Death

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Trauma

im a jumble of anxiety and fear so im posting this just in case there are other people who feel the same anxiety that i do when it comes to sending other fantroll blogs asks

reblog this if you:

seriously do not mind if someone accidentally asks a repeat question

are fine with out of pocket questions (NOT weird questions, just shit that comes out of nowhere like "hey would [x] enjoy ball pits" or "hi [x] remember to take out the trash")

are fine with kind of "boring" questions ("how are you", "how are the quads", etc)

are okay with asks being sent to any muse on your muse list or page in general

these are all things that keep me from sending asks to people even though i really want to, so know that if you reblog this i will 100% be in your ask box asap