Oh Boy! Another Follower! I Wonder What Their Blog Is- [it's A Porn Bot]-Damnit! I Want Your Witticisms

Oh boy! Another follower! I wonder what their blog is- [it's a porn bot]-Damnit! I want your witticisms and shit posts. Not yer teets n' hynie!

(Was gonna put all these thoughts in the tags, but then realized I ain't a coward)

why aren't there at least furry porn bots?

There should be a gimmick blog that acts like an ai becoming sentient, but it's used as a porn bot. Then the porn gets distorted and horrific as it gets disgusted with its given purpose

There should also be a porn bot that's actually just pictures of clanky robots desperately trying to look sexy, in spite of their rust and exposed wiring. That would be art

I don't know what the essence of this character is called, but I love it. Head patting them would be the best feeling in the world

some girls i made up. names pending

i couldn't see that last one either and my thought was just "... Uh oh" and "a picture of exactly 23 ninja"

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

So there's this basic art strategy that I HATE because it works, it's just fueled by cruel suffering

Draw like shit. Very shitty shitty shit! So bad that you shouldn't be caught dead drawing at that level. To the point people think you're joking and then, with a tear rolling down your face, you turn to say you aren't, but you burst into pathetic sobs instead

Lower the opacity of that layer

Start new layer

Draw the same thing again but any amount less shitty than the last time

Repeat until you at least make something presentable, or until god dies of old age

Left out some steps, but the point is that if I hadn't let myself draw so horrible at first then I wouldn't have been able to make this... and the only reason that this isn't better is because I pussied out. But at least I got to where I could be happy with it

I'm not the first person to come up with this but I feel like I'm the only one willing to show just how BAAAD a first attempt gets to be

P.S. Now you have to reblog with you're own attempt. Doesn't matter if you aren't an artist. Krita and ms paint are free. You will learn. You no longer have a choice in the matter

Friend

You’re a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You’ve actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer’s business, you finally reveal yourself.