I Don't Get The Context, But I AM HERE FOR IT!

I don't get the context, but I AM HERE FOR IT!

What happens when Teloriel goes outside, they all want scritches.

He needs more hands.

Can have snuggles? 👉👈

Did you know prehistoric gators were HUGE?

Prehistoric Jones! An absolutely fantastic commission by @keymintt!!

Suddenly takes this post, scarfs it, and then scurries away into a heap of trash

Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

I'm so proud of my baby! I sent it out into the world and it's gained such much data :3 ... mostly vanilla extract though

And so did everyone who saw me reblog this

I lost the game

How I think it will go if I actually open up about my problems