WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee 😥😭

"Most women want an emotional man!"

"STFU MANBABY!"

Most want one, the same way sharks prefer fearful prey.

The problem with women is that they use vulnerability to bond, and they also use it to select targets.

Sometimes these are both the same women, and they have no idea how to communicate with someone who doesn't share that stuff, so they just blame them for having something wrong with them, etc

It's like the complete opposite of how men challenge and rag on their buddies and that act builds them up and increases camaraderie and confidence

Me when I try to write a resume without feeling like a liar and accepting my qualifications

@unsolids-your-snake

There once was a ship that put to sea

Edit: I'm partial to Ezekiel 23:20 myself, but this is easily second or tied "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

@unsolids-your-snake

not usually a fan of bible verses, but idk Job 30:29 has something special

I edited it. I had to not say I was going to do that, otherwise it wouldn't have happened. I have learned this about myself

The continued lack of a possum emoji is a goddamned travesty