Me When I Try To Write A Resume Without Feeling Like A Liar And Accepting My Qualifications

Me when I try to write a resume without feeling like a liar and accepting my qualifications

WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee 😥😭

"Most women want an emotional man!"

"STFU MANBABY!"

Most want one, the same way sharks prefer fearful prey.

The problem with women is that they use vulnerability to bond, and they also use it to select targets.

Sometimes these are both the same women, and they have no idea how to communicate with someone who doesn't share that stuff, so they just blame them for having something wrong with them, etc

It's like the complete opposite of how men challenge and rag on their buddies and that act builds them up and increases camaraderie and confidence

So first thing I thought of when lookin at this was:

"And so I says to him that I don't care if my pony tail is ragged and 47 lightyears too long. It's mine do as I please with and it looks rather magestical in my own correct opinion... what do you mean it looks like a serpent?"

Rho Ophiuchi

I edited it. I had to not say I was going to do that, otherwise it wouldn't have happened. I have learned this about myself

The continued lack of a possum emoji is a goddamned travesty

I really wanted to stock up on perceived innocence and then just cash it all in when I found the perfect opportunity... then I just said fuck it

Psst, I'm gonna say a naughty. A real bad word. A really shitty fucking Word. A real hard ass curse. A real fucking Grandma-angerer. A real hell-sender. A real fucking Naughty Naughty. Are you fucking ready?

Heck

This! This is what hole I've needed to fill all my life

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by