I Really Wanted To Stock Up On Perceived Innocence And Then Just Cash It All In When I Found The Perfect

I really wanted to stock up on perceived innocence and then just cash it all in when I found the perfect opportunity... then I just said fuck it

Psst, I'm gonna say a naughty. A real bad word. A really shitty fucking Word. A real hard ass curse. A real fucking Grandma-angerer. A real hell-sender. A real fucking Naughty Naughty. Are you fucking ready?

Heck

I have a cat laying on me and I cannot move

Ivy and Freckle in the Art Deco wilds. Ivy might have nearly danced them to death. Prints available in the Lackadaisy Online Shop

....along with some other new stuff!

Edit: I'm partial to Ezekiel 23:20 myself, but this is easily second or tied "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses"

@unsolids-your-snake

not usually a fan of bible verses, but idk Job 30:29 has something special

No! They have a point. I am ashamed

The continued lack of a possum emoji is a goddamned travesty

WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee 😥😭

"Most women want an emotional man!"

"STFU MANBABY!"

Most want one, the same way sharks prefer fearful prey.

The problem with women is that they use vulnerability to bond, and they also use it to select targets.

Sometimes these are both the same women, and they have no idea how to communicate with someone who doesn't share that stuff, so they just blame them for having something wrong with them, etc

It's like the complete opposite of how men challenge and rag on their buddies and that act builds them up and increases camaraderie and confidence

So it cost you money to fuck your husband

Got dicked down so good we didn't realize I was laying on my glasses and now they're bent to hell