I Find It Kind Of Funny That Shane Is Labelled The "i Can Fix Him" Romance Of Sdv But...he Really Isn't.

I find it kind of funny that Shane is labelled the "i can fix him" romance of sdv but...he really isn't. You, the player, actually do very little in terms of "fixing" him. You watch him have a few breakdowns, and you intervene when he's drunk on the cliffs, but...he's the one who decides to start going to therapy. He's the one who decides to quit drinking. These are not things that you ever encourage him to do. You can headcanon certain interactions all you want, but this isn't like "the player chooses the genre of Elliott's future book." You have no impact on whether or not Shane cleans up his life. You support him at a few key moments, but the desire to change and be better comes from Shane, not the player.

You don't fix him. He fixes himself.

Honestly, if Raul came across Cooper Howard I think within two minutes he’d be like ‘hey, aren’t you that gringo who did all those shitty cowboy movies?’ and then it would just be two old ghoul men fighting. Which is beautiful, but they’re both too old for that shit no matter how many chems Coop takes on the daily. Besides, Raul would win.

"if you put vulpes and boone in a room together they'd instantly try to kill each other-"

Wrong. If you put vulpes and boone in a room together they'd raise their weapons but pause, noticing the other's signature stupid ass fucking stilly hat, and share a knowing gaze as they both realize that despite the dogma theyve struggled, fought, and killed so many for, the enemy is just as human as himself, and in this case, is just like himself in a way. they would both process the consequences of this newfound truth together without speaking so much as a word, accompanying each other on this emotional journey like a psychopomp with a fearful, regretful soul to an unknown life beyond. The road was confusing and scary, the destination even more so, but there was company on the journey, and company was always enough. As the two finally came to realize the senselessness of their blind hatred, they begin to lower their guns and their heads in shame.

Then Vulpes would call Boone a slur and they would fight to the death. send post

This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

it's funny when you marry alex in stardew cause his grandpa goes whaaAat noo what the hell two men? getting married? I didn't get my dick blowbn off in the coal mine for this! then give him a week and he's like heh my uncle was a farmer it's a noble, manly profession. I guess you're alright.

like I guess alex didn't mention to anyone he was dating the farmer who runs around in a crop top and trash can lid hat until last minute wonder why

lmao i married emily