King-moxxie - No Thoughts, Only APH Canada

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

while i’m here ig i’ll post this one too

This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

I’ve vaguely mentioned it once or twice, but I haven’t properly drawn anything about it.

Riley has a relationship with one of the New Vegas companions far prior to the start of the game’s canon: our boy Raul Tejada! He was a friend of Riley’s mother, Ellie, when he was a child. So Raul was sort of an uncle to Riley growing up. Long story short, they’d lose contact quickly after his mother’s ‘disappearance’ and wouldn’t see each other until Riley’s return to the Mojave on a delivery. He tried searching for Raul in his shack, but no luck. But one radio broadcast (and one panic attack) later and Riley ends up finding our dude held captive by Tabitha. And now he’s travelling with Riley on his crazy bullshit journey to help the Mojave.

And having Raul back in his life is uh. Interesting.

she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!