Lmao This Is Mine. Why Did I Know For A Fact That It Was Gonna Be Something Hammer Related?

Lmao this is mine. Why did I know for a fact that it was gonna be something hammer related?

Leeroy, do you know what memes are? If yes, which is your favorite?

“Images captioned with lines that are supposed to be witty or funny, isn’t it? Then I do believe the one ‘Thats it I’m getting me mallet!’ Is my personal favorite.”

WE 👏🏾 KNOW 👏🏾 FAM YOU👏🏾AIN’T👏🏾SUBTLE

I said it before and I say it again: I stan Velstadt and Im garbage for him and his trash bird boyfriend.

Curious Kitten

Starter for @shulvapaladin Velstadt

Half lidded blue eyes stared down at her lazily swinging legs. Princess Lucette of Valencia was bored. Very very bored. Her family and her all came together to this kingdom because her Uncle wanted to ally with King Leeroy. She thought it would be fun like some of the other times but no, she was wrong. It was another boring meeting with a lot of adults talking and nodding. 

‘At least the King is nice.’ She thought optimistically, glancing up to look at the blond king in the pretty armor. When her turn had come to greet him when they entered the gates, she had dropped down into the curtsy Queen taught her, only for her foot to slip in the snow. With her long dress and heavy furs, no one behind would’ve seen it but anyone in front of her would have.

Her cheeks puffed up and she felt embarrassment sting her along with the tears beginning to well up in her eyes. But she was stubborn and refused to cry in front of everyone, swallowing her embarrassment and continued as if nothing had happened. She thought he would have teased her or completely ignore it but instead, surprising her, he smiled down at her and gave her a deep bow in return.

“A Queen already, this little one. I sense that the future of Valencia is good hands.” He had said, smiling at her and her uncle. She was shocked but then beamed at him in return, being able to feel her family’s pride from there.

Now, she was bored of sitting in the hard chair and eating the strange food given to her. She wanted to go outside and play.

Help!

I don’t which one the “I’m a bad bitch. You can’t kill me.” Meme describes! Cassandra or Lucette? They both got that energy!

royalty moodboard for @dandyprince <3 

Yo when is Lucette gonna get an animal companion? I know she has Antal but he doesn’t really accompany her around like Stormy’s solar cat.

Do not fear, my friend! Lucette’s animal companion is coming sooner than you think! You are going to love him and he is going to be very good for Lucette’s mental health. He’ll appear in chapter 15!