Luffy Slaps Sanji In The Face: This Nakama Can Cook Anything You Need

Luffy Slaps Sanji in the face: this nakama can cook anything you need

Sanji *putting on spiked steel boots*

Sabo: Ah, well looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one

Ace: Manslaughter it is

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

Eheheh eheheheheheehe eheh ehehehe

Monkey D Griffin

I've started writing a book! Well, a short story kinda thing.

IT'S GONNA BE A SERIES!!!

I think....

My ADHD makes me not wanna keep stories 😒

But I feel like I really wanna do this

I'm gonna make my own language for it as well!

Would that be lame? I dunno 😅

I wonder if people even read these...

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well I hope you all will like it! ^^

I'll keep you all updated on how it goes ;p

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?