Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Usopp: Who's there?

Usopp's Mother: not your farther

Usopp:

Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise

Law: .......did you vote 100 times?

Luffy: .....

Law: .....

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?

Playing this game, decided to make Sanji and Zoro the people and LOOK!!!

HELP ITS TO CUTE I'VE SCREWED MYSELF

Usopp explaining gay to Luffy

Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?

Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?

Luffy: nope!

Nami: why did I join you again?