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Guys...

...They're so beautiful...

Did I mention I also like overgrown forest aesthetics? No? Okay. 🍄🌱🌾

Pearsoney Falls, Oregon; 11/12/2020

Mmm...fruit...

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💝 February/Valentine's Day Hello Kitty! 💝

Part 2; Hello Kitty But Is A Furry Who Also Loves You~

I found this one and then one just like it but so much...better

Like why are the eyes and nose all slanted to the right? Also the forehead looks like it was doubled in size at the factory and even has a crease in the middle. You can't even see the ears in the photo because the head is so large. Anyway...

This is my second post for Valentine's Day! I hope you are enjoying my plushie pictures and other related shit. Also sorry this one is kinda short, realized I didn't have too many fur kitties to post unique to the occasion but I'll try harder next time.

But I also found this nice gif so that's a plus. ❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤💗💟💜❤

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🎀~My Melody~🎀

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This is the embodiment of cute af.

@minikoer

💝 February/Valentine's Day Hello Kitty! 💝

Part 1; The Basic Kitty

Chibi kitties~

Build a bear ones~

PINK.

I love Valentine's day so much 💕💕💕 (It took me 2 minutes to type that, I think quarantine is making me slower) The best part about it isn't the chocolate or the love or the empty loneliness, no no....

It's the hello kitty baskets. (Hint for next post)...

*not hello kitty or sanrio related*

But still very important.

Strawberry cow pillow pet.

I will repeat.

Strawberry cow pillow pet.

...as of now, is living in my dreams and very soul, free of all responsibility...

...So does this.

I wouldn't ask why because I already know.

Literally so angry at Tumblr right now lol, fucking deleting my post WHEN I try to post them or even save them.

Like fucking hours of work gone just because this shitty app loves being itself 😊

Post will have to be late now, sorry. But i feel bad so here:

Its a chainsaw. Take it and destroy.

Last post of the year, let's make it merry for this not so poggers year dudes;

Aight, let's get it: Last minute hello kitty Christmas gifts that fucking slap, LETS GO

Firstly, another among us / my melody plush I found. Don't know if you can buy this but making one yourself would be fun right? Probably would take forever but still, thought that counts!

A hello kitty car! That would look really nice with the rest of your hot wheels collection :)

A trip to a hello kitty fast food establishment, with a homemade radioactive cola drink and nuggies!

A sonic hello kitty plush, perfect for your fast paced and aesthetically perfect life style,

A hello kitty lighter for any or all of your aesthetic fire starting needs~

THREE my melody pez dispensers because you can never really have enough of the two..

A cursed kuromi yarn thing that I can't see anybody else but me purchasing for $15...

And last but ofcourse, never least,

🎆🥂🎉Have a happy new year🎉 🥂🎆

Hello Kitty but in tiny little Christmas hats~

I really like this one because

It glows

Its got a lil spring hat.

It DANCES.

I would've stomped someone for this when I was younger, probably not now but idk...

Here's an extra one I found just for fun, there's a reindeer kitty too which makes my job a little easier, no matter how much I love it so~♡

On the second post of Christmas, sanrio gave me~

🎄Hello kitty Christmas trees!🎄

Look! This tree even has a hello kitty tree topper! One that I found on google, that is also for sale!!

As much as I would love to have this for my tree, I think I would have a much more merrier Christmas if a whole hello kitty plush was stuck on the top of my tree;

Well I guess then I'd have to get a tree first.. Christmas is so tiring...

Hello Kitty Christmas post #1

Ginger kitty!!

Forget your ugly ass ginger bread men. Ginger Kitty is far more Christmas and wayyyyy more ginger honestly.

Kuromi rings I found on insta and google that you might wanna consider adding to your Christmas list.

Mine is just hello kitty, aesthetic clothes, one hat I'll never wear, kuromi kuromi kuromi, a computer that I promise I won't break after last time, PINK EVERYTHING, you get the idea. Christmas posts coming!!

Just found some handmade my melody and kuromi among us plushies.

Both fanmade, I'd say its a pretty creative crossover but not one I wasn't expecting to be honest. Just sayin, "hey, these look pretty nice." 🖤💖🤍

"Sanrio, please...Don't turn me into a marketable plushie...!"

Sanrio:

"Oh...This actually isn't so bad. I could get used to this..."

Sanrio:

"NOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."

I really don't know if kuromi was a plushie or a character first but I'd like to think this was what had transpired. Poor kuromi...must tolerate her greatest enemy, forever...

You wanna know what the best kind of hello kitty plushies are? The ones with the cute clothes or designs or ideas..? No.

Its the pillow pets, for me.

Absolutely the best there is. If you have never owned a hello kitty pillow pet, you are probably- no, definitely unfulfilled and sad.

I, on the other hand, have owned one of these plush pieces of happiness at one point in my life. As an 8 year old, it was my greatest treasure;

This is the one I had. I don't know what happend to it though...Perhaps it had gone to give others the happiness it gave me...Or my mom threw it away after it caught on fire once. But I don't remember that, so...

(Me having good times with my hello kitty glow in the dark pillow pet but its not actually me in the picture)

Good times.

Also look! It has a lil pillow baby that I might have also had but don't remember.

Okay, so now that I've discussed the qualifications of our King, now I will discuss the skills and facts about our very nice, very polite Queen Melody.... who may or may not be very upset at the king for killing her friend who shall not be named...

Well anyway, her stats are quite numerous... She graduated from college with a bachelor's degree in "You wish you had me instead of your child",

Plays tennis, is on a swim team, is a registered nurse, does volunteer work as a chef, blah blah blah blah blah...,

Is a bitch for pastel, cutsie, bunny girl aesthetics basically,

Looks very adorable in this kitty onesie,

Annnnnd uh, oh yeah. She's queen.

So yeah she's qualified i guess, idk.

Over the course of my entire life, I have seen many many many hello kitty plushies. Here today I will show you some of which just erk me inside.

(Going from least to most bad) Let's start:

Ok, I see what they were going with here. The whole Easter type holiday thing but it just doesn't work for me. Like there's a lot of pink and a rabbit in a egg just hanging in the hand, looking like its about to fall right off, coupled with the flat bow and dress are all just a bit dry. Don't get me wrong, owning any hello kitty plush is a privilege not a right. I treat all that I own with care and respect but I still wonder about the idea and passion put into designing and creating such dolls. It is still a cute plush but, to me, feels a bit uninspired. (Also, look at the neck, omg)

Now I actually do have the privilege of owning this plush myself. While I've forgotten the means to which I acquired such a plush over the years, I've come to appreciate its presence greatly. Yet, it still holds this stance on my list. I just don't understand what is going on here really. Like is it supposed to look like denim with the fur and overalls and thats the whole thing? Or were they just gettin creative? It just looks off is what I'm saying. The pink, grey, dark blue, yellow AND red plus the black if you count the eyes (which I do) all seem to be thrown in there with little care, nor thought. Just for pleasing kiddies and such the like. Again, not the worst but could use some work. (I think I would've changed the bow to yellow if we're being honest)

These are all from a large set of animal themed plushies and as an idea, would be adorable. But sadly, in presentation, are seemingly lacking such care. I mean, there like offbrand beanie babies. Look, you can even see stitch marks in the neck and body because of the fabric and low effort put into them. Come on. And let's be real here. How sweaty of a sweat shop to you need to get a forehead THAT SIZE? Their huge. Maybe in a cute way but still. I like the giraffe one though. The other two don't really have the charm a giraffe does.

Please just give this cat a break. She just needs one really. I would never burn any hello kitty plushy, never. What I would do is, send it back to the church, teach it the ways of god, bring it back, and then give her a bow and call it a day. But I don't even think god can save her though...she really needs some work... You know what this reminds me of;

I had one of these fat fucks when I was younger. My mother's friend bought it for me when I met her, it even had a pink collar and everything. And even then, I hated it. My mom's friend is like an aunt to me now, but this did not leave a great impression on me for later years. I'll just say that and leave it at that.

I just...Idk. Its fine. I..it's fine. I get what it's doing. But...It just...I don't like it.

Let's just stop for now.

Warning, Panda Kitty incoming.

Annnnnnd...

......

Yeah I'd still buy it. But the forehead tho, even for a cat, thats rough.

I know what you're asking...

"What are her qualifications?"

Well first of all; She's King,

Graduated from epic college,

Plays soccer,

Makes hot kawaii maid cosplays,

Is a very popular e-girl who sells her bathwater for only $10,675 a jar,

...oh yeah and she's gotta cute girlfriend.

I've reached my image limit, but trust me, shes got more...so much more.

If you hadn't heard, this was your "Queen". She's dead now, but don't be sad. The far better and more suitable King Kuromi has taken over and will suit to all the needs of the kingdom.

Or will she...?

Meet your new king. 🖤👑🖤