One Of The Biggest Baits Ive Ever Seen.

One of the biggest baits I’ve ever seen. 

So I was viciously attacked today.

I simply don’t understand gay men.  Like they claim to be a lady’s best friend, but when women like myself can’t even so much as find a date anymore, let alone find someone for even so little as casual sex, it’s infuriating.

I see gay men going out, easily getting dates, easily finding sexual partners for one night stands, easily finding committed partners in both monogamous and open relationships.  I see gay men happy as a clam.

They’re happy, and we women are getting more and more miserable by the day.  I’m getting to the point where I simply cannot seem to find a man, hell I can’t even seem to find the typical MRA boogeyman that trolls through bars looking for women to swoon and fuck.

I’m at the point where all a pickup artist would have to do to get me in the sack is say “Oye, bitch, my dick ain’t going to suck itself”.  It’s horrible.  I’m slender and pretty tone, I wear nice makeup, I have my hair done once a month at the very least and I’ve made myself look as sexually appealing as I can.

I’m of the age where I’m 28 years old, and I’ve not even so much as been on a date.  I’ve tried plenty of fish, OK cupid and I’ve even tried tinder and I can’t can’t can’t find a good man willing to date me.

So I think, surely I can’t be the only woman having the problem of not being able to find a man.  So I do a little research and find out that I’m indeed not alone in this, there’s tons of women, even tons of good looking, in shape women who still simply cannot find a man.

So I think, “Well, I’ll just ask one of my gay friends to go on a date with me.”  So I bit down and asked one of my gay friends, and let me tell you he’s smoking freaking hot.  I say “Hey, want to grab something to eat?” and he says sure.  We go out right on the spot, and I’m here thinking “Great, I finally have a date!  After all this time, I finally found a man willing to go on a date with me!  HELL YES!”

As I would’ve hoped, it was a lot of fun, and I did the feminist thing and paid for both our meals.  I then comment saying “Thanks for dating me” and lean in to give him a quick kiss and he just backs away putting his hands in front of his face and tells me this wasn’t a date, and that he was just going out with a friend.

Like really?  Gay men aren’t even willing to actually date me?  Since I was the one that drove us to the restaurant, I decided to drive him home and thanked him again for going out with me on the way back to his place.

I figured that I knew how I could get sex, hell I’m a virgin, about damn time someone was willing to fuck me I thought.  How often have I heard from other feminists and even my Women’s Study professor that men typically can’t control themselves sexually?

Well, I figured I’d just rile him up a little bit and he’d be unable to resist and start tearing my pussy up.  What the hell right?  I go right for his balls and gave them a nice squeeze.  Then he fucking assaults me!

The nerve of him.  I’m over here thinking, “Dude, it’s just sex ok damn chill” but he slapped the hell out of me to the point my ears were ringing.  How the hell could he hit me?  You never, NEVER NEVER hit a woman.  What the hell was his problem?

Like, yeah, OK, you’re gay, I get it, but that doesn’t mean you have to tell women you won’t date them and being gay doesn’t mean you don’t have to have sex with a woman.

Seriously what the hell?  I got back to my car and locked the door, he didn’t seem to be following me but just to be on the safe side, I had to lock my door, then whipped out my phone and dialed 911 and had a police officer come over ASAP.

I check my visor mirror and sure enough, he left a damn mark across my face.  When the police arrived, I informed them that he had viciously assaulted me, slapping me across the face.

They then went to speak with him, had him in handcuffs sitting on his porch talking with him.  Then the cops have the audacity to ask me if I had sexually assaulted him.

Like, no, I didn’t sexually assault him, he’s a man, men can’t be sexually assaulted just the same as they can’t be raped, men enjoy and love sex they always want it.

I seriously can’t believe he tried to pin me for sexual assault right after he had viciously attacked me.  What the hell?!  Even worse is that the police told me that they’re not going to arrest him and had told me to not come visit him again.

I’m viciously attacked, I’m the victim here and they punish me.

True Thought

Tom Selleck is the only man who can look cool with a mustache. 

This will never not be my favorite video. 

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

Oh I’ve been active on tumblr, but I don’t post too much.

I don’t have a high enough opinion of you to be mad at any thing you do to me. I didn’t even know you made a call out post about me, I suppose I should feel upset, but I don’t value the opinions of insects. 

Whenever I am feeling down, I always come to your blog, because seeing all of your Omega level cuck posts makes me glad I am not you, and thus I feel better about myself.

I found the grown man running down the street like an anime character.

He didn’t like my call out post, apparently so now he’s reviving a blog that he hasn’t posted on in months to inform me that he’s still mad.

This is it, this is the worst thing I have ever seen.