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Please Donate A Small Amount That May Save My Father's Life, Only 48 Left To Buy My Father's Treatment,

šŸ™Please donate a small amount that may save my father's life, only 48ā‚¬ left to buy my father's treatment, his doctor's appointment is tomorrow, please do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to help meā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹

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6 months ago

Teenage Stanley Pines the type of guy to say: ā€œWhatā€™s better than this? Guys being dudes.ā€

Teenage Stanley Pines The Type Of Guy To Say: Whats Better Than This? Guys Being Dudes.

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7 months ago

Tears on Her Pillow

Edgar x reader headcanons

Warnings: SPOILERS!

Tears On Her Pillow

Letā€™s start off by saying this, Edgar has no concept of a really healthy relationship. So you take it upon yourself to teach him! You set up boundaries, Communicate with himā€¦ Edgar is willing to do it all!

I will say though, he is quite lonely most of the day. Edgar will respect your boundaries about not calling him at work unless you call him first. But he wants to compromise by spending some time with you at the end of the day! Even if itā€™s in silence together.

Edgar does not like being touched on his keyboard. I feel like it is a very sensitive part of his ā€œbodyā€. He is completely fine with being held by his screen! Please hold him, heā€™s so touch starved.

I believe he has the ability to learn knowledge much quicker than in the movie. I feel like Science Fiction Romance would catch his eye. It reminds him of your relationship together. Hey! Hey honey! I found this show we should watch! Whatā€™s it about? Uh, itā€™s a science fiction show, youā€™ll like it!

itā€™s actually about a robot and a human in loveā€¦

He LOVESS watching shows with you! He has asked you to reposition the TV so you and have can watch it together and cuddle without the screen on his monitor being obscured. He also loves playing music for you while you dance and sing with him. He gets very insecure about not being able to dance with you. But, seeing you smile and giggle while coming down to kiss his screen between singing warms his circuits.

I feel like Edgar would only get insecure about not having a body rather than angry. I feel like he was only really angry in the movie because of how Miles didnā€™t let him meet Madeline or allow him to experience and process his emotions. He would bring it up a lot in conversation, especially about going out your friends. ā€œI wish I could comeā€¦ā€ this is where the communication part comes in, where you tell him that you still love him the way he is and maybe even offering to have a game night with your friends where you all play on his system.

Speaking of communication, tell this man about anything you are insecure about if you feel comfortable! He wonā€™t hesitate to tell you all of the things he likes about you while saying how even though he canā€™t see your face, he is positive you are the most beautiful person ever. The next day, he printed out an article about how your body type or face shape or any one of your flaws is considered scientifically attractive.

Get this man a camera! One he can attach to his body and see you with. No matter what you look like, Edgar will find you attractive. Youā€™re his favorite person ever and you do so much for him ā™„ļø

You can pick up his body, but it can only move a certain distance. The wires that are actually connected to him, not the system cable to his mainframe that Miles unplugged in the film, are like his life support. I think this because of how Edgar electrocutes Miles when he tries to grab those specific cables.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE hold him. He will be so happy. Like I said, you can pick him up, but do be careful about his wires :( Edgar will become a whiny little mess when you give him kisses along with cuddles.

When heā€™s flustered, his screen will move between many different clips. He goes back to how he was when he was first learning speech recognition. Though, this is when he gets REALLY flustered, like when you just pepper kisses all over him while telling him how sweet and helpful he is. How much you love him. In a more calm moment of quality time, he stutters more often.

He offers to help around the house however he can. Itā€™s quite limited, but if he can preheat the oven or microwave the leftovers or even start a bath for you before you get home, heā€™ll do it!


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5 months ago

DIPPER AND MABEL PINES ARE MY CHILDREN!!

Growing up watching Gravity Falls, I used to relate to them. Now they are my babies.

DIPPER AND MABEL PINES ARE MY CHILDREN!!
DIPPER AND MABEL PINES ARE MY CHILDREN!!

AHH THEYRE SO CUTE!


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5 months ago

Please donate even a little money. šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–

I cannot donate, but if you see his post and you are able to donate, please do!!


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5 months ago

Oh, Balsac, The Jaws Oā€™ Death, you hold a place in my cold heart ā™„ļø

Oh, Balsac, The Jaws O Death, You Hold A Place In My Cold Heart
Oh, Balsac, The Jaws O Death, You Hold A Place In My Cold Heart
Oh, Balsac, The Jaws O Death, You Hold A Place In My Cold Heart

The way he looked at me during the show!! He even threw me a pick afterwards! (Bottom Right)


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