Stan Pines - Tumblr Posts
"i was blinded by flattery", yeah, i guess it runs in the family
i'm unwell :((((
I had to draw this post by @barbaricjester because they need this hug
i feel so unwell every time i imagine the day stanley got to wear glasses for the first time. he never thought that he and ford looked similar; in fact, as identical twins, they were very different from each other. but when he wore the glasses, he looked in the mirror, and for the first time, it was not his own reflection looking back at him. it was ford—his brother, the friend he had lost years ago. he couldn't hold back the tears in his eyes.
Head in hands my head is in my hands oh my god poor Stanley pines
my man
STANLEY PINES...
YOU SHALL BE MY FIRST POST HERE ON TUMBLR...
why the long face Sixer? 🏹
Boo! Gravity Falls jumpscare!!
Didn’t know I needed this but apparently i do
Gravity Fowls ,,,,,
PSA ABOUT STANLEY PINES AND HOW HE ISNT STUPID WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT FINN IM CRYING
(this is very not well written i was EMOTIONAL and SOBBING when i was typing this i will revise it later)
he is NOT stupid. (despite what @euphoric-ghoul says.......) his brother is a genius, 12 phds, got a huge grant, made a perpetual motion machine which is impossible- but despite that, stan is still not stupid.
you cant compare him to his brother, since theyre both very intelligent in their own ways. it takes smarts to fend for yourself after getting kicked out fresh out of highschool, hes a con man, and its shown throughout the series and books that hes acutely aware of what hes doing and what is happening around him.
its a classic street-smart and book-smart situation. although ford is definitely street smart after surviving 30 years in the multiverse.
theyre made to parallel eachother, fords weaknesses are stans strengths- take their social skills. although its played for laughs, stan knows how to talk.
but i hate it when people consider their highschool selves to be the same person now that theyre in their fifties. not only would that be crazy even if they were normal, did you not watch the episode where their entire lives change??? highschool stan was irresponsible, and highschool ford couldnt talk to a girl. those people are completely different from the men who dealt with the supernatural and were left to fend for themselves alone.
anyway this was all for FINN... @euphoric-ghoul WHY WOULD YOU SAY stan is the "stupid one" and ford is the "smart one" IM ACTUALLY GONNA FIGHT YOU WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN BUDDY...... leave my GLORIOUS KING alone....
for context i was talking to finn and he MISCHARACTERIZED my two glorious twins.....
How do I girlify the names Stanford and Stanley pls help
Yall ever think Stan worries about how if the 8-ball had just happened to say something else... none of it would have happened?
No great niece and nephew bonding, of course. But without Dipper and Mabel he never would of gotten the other journals.... He'd never get Ford back home.
If the 8-ball had said something else Stan would've been alone forever.
You think that keeps him up at night?
Genderbendssss cause they're fun
Old ladies
Cass Cipher name and design by @acinomthecat (sorry if you don't wanna be tagged)
Human ver by me tho! Thought she should have witchy vibes idk why
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I made art for an AU my brother and I made (which is an offshoot of another AU my brother made.
Basically Bill dies a bit earlier (Stanford kills him in the Nightmare dimension sometime while he's stuck in the portal) and so while he's in Theraprism he still makes his Book and it ends up in Gravity Falls. And Mabel stumbles upon it! He communicates with her through the book and they become friends. And Dipper too. He's a little wary of Bill at first though.
This is not Mabill btw. Wanna clarify that
More under cut
Bill lets them in on what Stan is doing with the portal (he doesnt tell them why he's rebuilding the portal though) and he gets her to mess with it and basically change the coordinates to Theraprism.
AND THEN it works and he comes through!!
They do get Ford back actually. I can't remember how haha. I think Bill did it (somehow??) He wanted to gloat about how he won or something. But his powers are limited (because of dying) so he actually didn't win lol
Basically he can still do all sorts of stuff, but he can't do anything too big and he can't make anything permanent.
BUT ANYWAY Ford cautions Mabel because yeah that's friccin Bill Cipher.
And then she gets all saddy bc omg Bill's a Manipulator and a Liar and he WAS USING HER?? but. Bill has emotions and he did get attached to her (as well he did Ford BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT)
That's all the art I made for the au
But yeah. Bc his powers are limited and bc Mabel and Dipper are attached to him, Ford can't really do anything. And Bill hangs around as a fun weird third uncle.
Probably the rest of the story would be Bill trying to find a way to get his powers fully restored but he gains ✨️feelings✨️ along the way. And he and Ford would superrrrr slowlllyyy make up. And then he truly does become a fun weird third uncle.
Also the Axolotl probably comes because Bill friccin escaped Theraprism but he ends up leaving Bill there because he can see Bill has changed!
He's very sad when Mabel and Dipper leave. But he's got Ford and Stan!
Anyway yeah I might make more of this idk. Don't tell me this is unrealistic, let me be delusional.
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(IF YOU TAG THIS AS MABILL SHIP I WILL BUST YOUR KNEE CAPS)
I made my own version of a Timestuck AU!
I haven't worked out how the Mystery Twins go back in time, but they end up lost and seperated from each other innn front of a certain cabin/shack and in a random city.
I made so much more than this lol
Expect a lot more in the future. It'll be listed under the tag Timestuck AU
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I've seen quite a few fancomics n stuff where it's mentioned Ford's the older twin, but never Stan.
Is Ford canonically the older twin? Cause I've always thought in my mind Stan's older. I mean obviously it doesn't matter it's like a 15 minute difference, but yeah. Is Ford being the "older" brother canon?
I'm not dead! And I brought more Timestuck AU!!
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It's Dipper and Stan time! Same deal as my last post with Mabel and Ford: Dipper's already explained the situation now they're trying to figure out how to fix the situation.
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Monster Falls!!
Dipper is a Cervitaur and Mabel is a Centaur
Pacifica is a Unitaur and Wendy's a werewolf
Ford is a Griffon
Stan is a Manticore
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I bring more Timestuck!
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The Pines Twins² reunite!!
These morons just can't get along
I've already got the next part lined up so expect more very soon
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