I Tell My Liberal Mother That I'm Transgender. She Says, "Slay The House Down My New Transgender Son",

I tell my liberal mother that I'm transgender. She says, "Slay the house down my new transgender son", but in reality, when I say I'm going to my doctor appointments, I'm really going to the abortion clinic to protest. If my liberal mother knew this I would be disowned. This is Joe Biden's America.

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

sexualizing your fav characters? Nah mate you got me wrong, I’m asexualizing them, that one’s demi now

Genius interpretation of Shrek and Fiona's relationship.

after reading your presentation (beautiful, i agree) had a sudden thought about shrek in the first movie counting as monster-fucking. and not counting in the second and after that because he is humanized as narration perspective shifts. anyway. thanks to that one youtube video i didn't actually watch about shrek erotica. hope they cover this point in the book.

no bc shrek is literally blueprint monster fucking. a clearly inhuman creature considered to be dangerous and violently ostracized by the general population bonds with a more-or-less human partner over their shared feelings of otherness and isolation and eventually falls in love and saves his partner from a traditional-but-unhappy life. the sequels do get more murky but tragically shrek is pretty much blueprint monster fucking. i'm sorry for what this says about the community at large but unfortunately i much speak the truth.

When Damian Wayne exists:

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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