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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

I need this immediately injected into my bloodstream.

Bat N. Furter.

At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

i understand your vision. i dont Want To Die but also if i was givej the opportunity to pick how id die getting agustus gloop'd would be a good way to go

To drown in an ice cold cup of soda is totally the best way to go. I die deliciously. And to inconvenience others.

When Damian Wayne exists:

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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Genius interpretation of Shrek and Fiona's relationship.

after reading your presentation (beautiful, i agree) had a sudden thought about shrek in the first movie counting as monster-fucking. and not counting in the second and after that because he is humanized as narration perspective shifts. anyway. thanks to that one youtube video i didn't actually watch about shrek erotica. hope they cover this point in the book.

no bc shrek is literally blueprint monster fucking. a clearly inhuman creature considered to be dangerous and violently ostracized by the general population bonds with a more-or-less human partner over their shared feelings of otherness and isolation and eventually falls in love and saves his partner from a traditional-but-unhappy life. the sequels do get more murky but tragically shrek is pretty much blueprint monster fucking. i'm sorry for what this says about the community at large but unfortunately i much speak the truth.

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

I tell my liberal mother that I'm transgender. She says, "Slay the house down my new transgender son", but in reality, when I say I'm going to my doctor appointments, I'm really going to the abortion clinic to protest. If my liberal mother knew this I would be disowned. This is Joe Biden's America.

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

sexualizing your fav characters? Nah mate you got me wrong, I’m asexualizing them, that one’s demi now

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Haha I do that

i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to

"Red Hood's tits or Nightwing's ass" -the greatest thread in the history of batforums, locked by Oracle after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

“Stop thinking so much about vampires.” No. You start thinking about vampires MORE.

This is poetry.

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

Tbh I wanna swirl my tongue around Stefan Salvatore’s cock head

Just came back to say this

Jason Todd Core???

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

dick: golly gee willikers! we need to scaddadle crew!

jason: there is no fucking way you just said that shit unironically.

LITERALLY!!! WHERE IS MY SILLY LITTLE FAMILY DOING SILLY LITTLE THINGS??

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family