kingslayermarshmallow - Elliot Smelliot
kingslayermarshmallow
Elliot Smelliot

He/him male reader extraordinaire plz just make them gay

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Sometimes Im Like "wow Holy Shit Im Being Really Fucking Annoying. I Should Stop Talking" And Then I

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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kingslayermarshmallow
1 year ago

Genius interpretation of Shrek and Fiona's relationship.

after reading your presentation (beautiful, i agree) had a sudden thought about shrek in the first movie counting as monster-fucking. and not counting in the second and after that because he is humanized as narration perspective shifts. anyway. thanks to that one youtube video i didn't actually watch about shrek erotica. hope they cover this point in the book.

no bc shrek is literally blueprint monster fucking. a clearly inhuman creature considered to be dangerous and violently ostracized by the general population bonds with a more-or-less human partner over their shared feelings of otherness and isolation and eventually falls in love and saves his partner from a traditional-but-unhappy life. the sequels do get more murky but tragically shrek is pretty much blueprint monster fucking. i'm sorry for what this says about the community at large but unfortunately i much speak the truth.

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kingslayermarshmallow
1 year ago

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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ugh this is so me coded i wish i was small i wish i could die like that kid in willy wonka that would be sick bro but dont tell my therapist this she wouldn't be happy Actually.. 💟 i dont have a therapist i lied
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Jason Todd Core???

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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jason todd or literally die Actullay I he dies completely then come back
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kingslayermarshmallow
1 year ago

Tbh I wanna swirl my tongue around Stefan Salvatore’s cock head

Tbh I Wanna Swirl My Tongue Around Stefan Salvatores Cock Head

Just came back to say this

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