Is Anybody Else Still Stunned By The Fact That Luz Called Amity A Cotton-candy-haired Goddess Because

Is anybody else still stunned by the fact that Luz called Amity a “cotton-candy-haired goddess” because I am unwell just thinking about it.

new tag game. what r the shows ur parents watch

Mine usually can’t either, but I am hopelessly optimistic XD

Hi it’s Heather and I can’t send messages from my sideblog so I’m sending it from main anyways I’m bored and u seem cool so uh hi how’re you

Hi Heather! I’m doing good, you seem pretty cool yourself, how has your day been? :)

The Heathers: *make fun of Veronica*

Someone else: *makes fun of Veronica*

The Heathers:

The Heathers: So you have chosen

Death

My house is on a corner, every single noise in the street around up automatically sounds like it’s in the house.

*brutal high pitched screaming*

And adult male yelling “PUT THE DOG DOWN”

*more children screaming like they’re being murdered*

*dog going apeshit*

All of this was going on while I was trying to take a nap in the afternoon.

here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

HAPPY BORTH @mattieswheelers !!!!!! Ellie this is awesome :)

IT’S @mattieswheelers BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH

beCAUSE of this, myself and @notsomightymightytiger decided to steal tea leaf’s time travelling mattie au and create a whole entire fic with their ideas and also a design that @ari-is-anxious did a while back!! hope you enjoy aaaaaaa <3333 aLSO stabbies try and spot as many starboard references as you can heheheh 

this can be read on ao3 here if you prefer the format :)

tw: swearing, murder (it’s minor and resolved tho jsgh), religion (nice my love read with care), blood, i really hope i haven’t missed anything please do let me know if i missed anything

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Mattie had always been able to time travel. For as long as she could remember, her walk-in wardrobe had been lined with silver metal and held no clothes at all. As a child, this made it all the more exciting, though as she grew older and actually started to want to own clothes, it became a little inconvenient. She supposed all great inventions came with some kind of sacrifice.

Her uncle had made the time machine as a gift when Mattie was born. Her parents, like any basic adults, assumed the wardrobe-sized box was simply a toy and had taken no interest in it. Mattie, from the age of about three when her curiosity had really set in, was the one who discovered that the machine was in fact a working portal and not just a children’s toy. Since then, she had been happily travelling time and space during the darkest hours of night.

(You may have entirely valid concerns about a three year old having full access to time travel - luckily, not just for Mattie’s safety but also that of the entire human race, her uncle had set what were effectively child locks on a lot of the controls. These were diminished the day that Mattie turned thirteen. Uncle Calvin had always been a little weird, but he certainly wasn’t heartless.)

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