If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Became Deeply Invested In A Fictional Power Couple Consisting Of An

If I had a nickel for every time I became deeply invested in a fictional power couple consisting of an incredibly compassionate and also thoroughly sarcastic veteran who lost part of his leg in battle, and a badass warrior whose fighting style mostly consists of smashing objects and/or people repeatedly with a great deal of force, all the while calling her significant other “Chief” in tones ranging from indignant to flirty depending on the moment… I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Steve: I wanted to kiss you.

Peggy: Why didn't you?

Steve: I can't reach your face.

Dooley: How do I even begin to explain Peggy Carter

Daniel: Peggy Carter is flawless.

Dottie: She has two guns and a Sweet Dreams lipstick.

Angie: I hear her nail polish is ensured for $10,000.

Colonel Phillips: I hear she works on USO shows in Italy.

Bucky: Her favorite colors are red and army green.

Howard: One time, she met Captain America at Camp Lehigh.

Steve: And I told her she was pretty.

Jack: One time, she punched me in the face.

Jack: It was awesome.

I feel called out but like not in a bad way???

What your fav Agent Carter character says abt u

*** get as mad as you want, idc. It would be funny

Peggy Carter: You may have taste, you may be gay, nobody cares. You probably monolouge often

Daniel Sousa: You're either a cinnamon roll or you watched AOS season 7 first.

Jack Thompson: You are attracted to men that hate you

Rose: You're nice but you thats all anyone can say about you

Samberly: You either act like Samberly or your best friend does

Dooley: You think season 1 is made of gold covered platnium and season 2 is made of the tears of orphans mixed with shit. Get off your high horse

Howard Stark (during agent carter): You are mad at how he is presented in the main films. You have seen the endgame scenes hes in more times than you count and you consider it the new testiment.

Edwin Jarvis: You enjoy tea. You enjoy pretentiousness. You enjoy John Mulaney.

Ana Jarvis: You absolute sweetheart. You probably run three youth programs and are either a soft teenager that wants a nice mother figure or you're a grandma.

Dottie Underwood: Gay gay GAY gAY GaY gAy

Angie: Once again, a gay sweetheart. You ship cartillini and mainly watch childrens cartoons

Wilkes: You are now realizing that he is the only POC on this entire cast.

Violet: You have seriously considered becoming a nurse

Whitney Frost: You love powerful wemen

steve's fighting getting erratic when bucky gets hurt

daniel beating the SHIT out of that filing cabinet when he thought peggy was in danger

and they keep shoving stevepeggy propaganda down my throat like i dont know what they're doing

shut the fuck up marvel

Mrs. Greene: Now everyone is happy, I promise you!

Alyssa:

Emma:

Betsy Nolan, glancing at the depressed lesbians crying on her couch: Bitch where?