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Mrs Greene: homosexuals? In my good Christian house? Never.
Alyssa:
Emma:
Alyssa: lol funny story
Mrs. Greene: my daughter is a perfect Christian girl who does everything I ask and would never go against me
Alyssa, sitting in Emma’s lap: Wack
Emma: sometimes I forget my girlfriend is a jock, that is, until she uses the descriptor “hot” four times in the same sentence
Alyssa: I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT!!
Emma: and I appreciate it, but baby, it doesn’t change the fact that you are literally a cheerleader.
Alyssa:
Alyssa: a cheerleader that thinks you’re hot-
Shelby: Kevin and I have done it but I’ve never…you know…
Alyssa, a lesbian: you’re going to hell and you didn’t even finish??
The early days of Greenlan;
Alyssa: Emma carries my books for me when we walk to class together and when I was leaving chemistry last period she grabbed my hand and asked if we could get coffee and study together sometime
Alyssa: of course I said yes and we held eye contact for like five seconds, she had this cute nervous smile on her face
Alyssa: she’s so sweet, and a really great friend
The next day
Alyssa:
Alyssa: oH-
Mrs. Greene: Now everyone is happy, I promise you!
Alyssa:
Emma:
Betsy Nolan, glancing at the depressed lesbians crying on her couch: Bitch where?
Emma: Ragtime jazz sounds like how peanut brittle tastes.
Alyssa:
Alyssa: Emma what the fuck??
Emma: It does! Have you ever listened to ragtime jazz?
Alyssa: No???
Emma: I’m telling you, if music had flavors, ragtime jazz, true roaring twenties ragtime, would be peanut brittle.
Alyssa:
Emma: Everyone’s talking about “top energy this, bottom energy that-
Emma: I just want ENERGY!!!
Emma: Top, bottom, east, west, shoulders, knees, and toes I don’t give a damn!
Emma: I’m just tired.
Emma, blushing: That’s ridiculous, Alyssa doesn’t have a crush on me.
Greg: Yes she does.
Shelby: Yes she does.
Alyssa: Yes I do.
Emma: All the sudden I just got a random burst of energy, and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down.