This Guy Came Upto Me At A Bar Last Weekend And He Was Like "your So Intimidating, Youve Got A Resting

this guy came upto me at a bar last weekend and he was like "your so intimidating, youve got a resting bitch face and i almost didnt come over and talk too you" and i was like "i am a bitch and you shouldnt have" and walked right out of there, i felt so powerful i just left my $20 cocktail there at the bar and went home

i have almost the same face as my aunt, my aunt that i only recently learned has a different dad than my mum??? i mean its complicated. my nan married my mums dads brother after he died so...... yeh i think its a bit weird too but whatever

still cant believe my top post on this account was my stoned ass word vomiting (but prettier and with more of a poetry kinda spin) about my current favorite characters, characters from a manga that came out the year i was born and whos anime i never actually finished watching.

I couldn't figure out which one I liked most so here is both lmao. look I didn't twinkify him this time!!! I'm so proud!!!! also I'm really fucking happy with how his face turned out!!!!

me, trying to flirt for the first time in 10 months:

aint no way