Do You Guys Remember How Kidnap Fantasies Were Popular On Wattpad Because Young Girls And Queer Teens

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

misa yayyy

one time i had a dream where there was a death note arc where the death note notebook got replaced by a death note red solo cup that had "DN" on it in sharpie and light would kill people by drinking from it in the corner of frat parties with mikami and everytime he killed someone theyd make out and the kira police task force wanted to investigate more after the notebook disappeared but no one on the task force could bring themselves to investigate light because 1. what if theyre subconsciously targeting him bc hes gay with mikami that would make them homophobic and 2. no one wanted to ask about the cup bc everyone thought the "DN" on the cup stood for "deez nuts" and no one wanted to get deez nutted at a frat party and be embarrassed.

this guy came upto me at a bar last weekend and he was like "your so intimidating, youve got a resting bitch face and i almost didnt come over and talk too you" and i was like "i am a bitch and you shouldnt have" and walked right out of there, i felt so powerful i just left my $20 cocktail there at the bar and went home

is it bad that i enjoy the acting part of social interactions more than the actual interactions? like i love when i make a personality for a certain person and i can slip into character and play it well, makes me feel like Im getting a good grade on a test. alternatively, i don't think i actually have a personality anymore, i just play character after character and then when I'm alone and I've got no one too bounce off and pretend to be i become an empty husk.

i have almost the same face as my aunt, my aunt that i only recently learned has a different dad than my mum??? i mean its complicated. my nan married my mums dads brother after he died so...... yeh i think its a bit weird too but whatever