Before Gravity Falls:

Before Gravity Falls:

Dipper: *laying awake*

Mabel: HONK MIMIMIMIII HONK MIMIMIMIII

After Gravity Falls:

Dipper: *laying awake*

Mabel: *laying awake*

Waddles: HONK SHOOOOOOO

How do people do stuff when they get home from school? When I got home I'm exhausted and frustrated and need at least 30 minutes alone to destress or I'll explode

How do people just

Function

Right after school????

I'm sorry but I can't send the people in Gaza money

I am a MINOR

I don't have money to send to you

Pls stop asking, it's useless

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

Anne: *Often plays tennis for enjoyment after she graduates*

Sasha: *Works out daily*

Marcy: GAMER GAMER GAMER (my girlfriends are so fucking hot) (I'm weak as fuck but I guess they like pathetic nerd arms)

I talk to myself like I'm on a live stream for some reason

*screams at the top of my lungs for no reason* "sorry chat I was feeling silly"

"I'm gonna KMS ISTG I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT- sorry chat I just wanted to complain"

"ick I eat too much- dw chat your bodies are perfect the way they are"

And the funny thing is I'm literally home alone I'm just going crazy