Things Id Do If I Were Them For A Day: Akatsuki Edition

things I’d do if I were them for a day: Akatsuki edition

Pain: Making the whole organization dramatically wait for me at a meeting and then busting in with Shinra Tensei speed just to reveal that the sole purpose of this meeting is to make them each present a funfact about themselves

Deidara: Calling Pain ✨my man✨ continuously and acting like we’re besties just to see what happens

Sasori: gloriously winning a very certain battle instead of dying, which in turn grants more much needed screen time (seriously)

Obito: partnering up the teams, and sending them on pointless missions with extra long travelling times for ✨team building purposes✨ [*wink*]

Itachi: inviting Kisame to a self made picknick just to give this man some appreciation cuz he deserves it

Kisame: shamelessly going to Konoha in full Akatsuki uniform and eating dango with Itachi, just to enjoy the bewildered faces of the people there

Hidan: annoying Kakuzu all day long and testing the limits of immortality sounds like a fun thing to do honestly

Kakuzu: acting completely out of character, redecorating the whole Akatsuki headquarter like a maniac and letting the others buy whatever they want for a day, just to go back to be even grumpier the next day

Konan: Telling everyone who says something that annoys me ✨my boyfriend will handle this✨ and then casually summoning Pain

Zetsu: well, I always wanted to randomly appear out of the ground, or a tree, or a rock, or upside down, or-

With Tobi "pretending" he turned evil because Kakashi broke his heart, I'm wondering about Sasuke's reaction? My first thought is him being completely against Obikaka because it's gross (read: he cares about Kakashi and thinks he deserves better than Obito), but I'm quite sure

OHOHOHOOOOO I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THIS

He joins up with Akatsuki and like. The FIRST thing he says to Tobi-to, in front of everyone, is '...Weren't you dating Kakashi?'

Cue the entire organisation turning and STARING.

Tobi manages to laugh it off by playing up their dramatic break-up and faking a swoon. But Sasuke is getting utterly rancid and confusing vibes from this guy - he's so hard to read it's disturbing. While he absolutely REFUSES to admit he's worried about Kakashi, he still somehow manages to make it very clear to Tobi-to that he should stay the heck away from his old Sensei. Not because Sasuke CARES. Because this is obviously A DISTRACTION from the Akatsuki's goals. That's all. Nobody look at him.

Request art on song of group Blind Channel feat. GC6 "Snake".

based off that one text post

test subject?  who exactly is this guy?

Well, why don’t I give you some of that content?