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things I’d do if I were them for a day: Akatsuki edition
Pain: Making the whole organization dramatically wait for me at a meeting and then busting in with Shinra Tensei speed just to reveal that the sole purpose of this meeting is to make them each present a funfact about themselves
Deidara: Calling Pain ✨my man✨ continuously and acting like we’re besties just to see what happens
Sasori: gloriously winning a very certain battle instead of dying, which in turn grants more much needed screen time (seriously)
Obito: partnering up the teams, and sending them on pointless missions with extra long travelling times for ✨team building purposes✨ [*wink*]
Itachi: inviting Kisame to a self made picknick just to give this man some appreciation cuz he deserves it
Kisame: shamelessly going to Konoha in full Akatsuki uniform and eating dango with Itachi, just to enjoy the bewildered faces of the people there
Hidan: annoying Kakuzu all day long and testing the limits of immortality sounds like a fun thing to do honestly
Kakuzu: acting completely out of character, redecorating the whole Akatsuki headquarter like a maniac and letting the others buy whatever they want for a day, just to go back to be even grumpier the next day
Konan: Telling everyone who says something that annoys me ✨my boyfriend will handle this✨ and then casually summoning Pain
Zetsu: well, I always wanted to randomly appear out of the ground, or a tree, or a rock, or upside down, or-