Some Of My Billy Lenz Sfw Headcanons, Cuz Why Not??

Some of my Billy Lenz sfw headcanons, cuz why not??

Probably most of them will be connected to my AU so be prepared!

He’s not completely crazy. Yes, he’s delusional and unpredictable, but he CAN act rationally, if he needs to. I mean never ever victimize my AU!Billy, most of the time he acknowledges his actions.

There’s only one thing that will make him normal again for an instant: Agnes. If he had ever been told, “What would little Agnes think of what you have become?”, it would DESTROY him.

He loves making fun of people’s problems. He does not have empathy, neither he cares at all.

Billy is not grumpy as it may seem. He’s like that only when something annoys him. He hates everything religious, that’s why he’s like that around Martha. Nevertheless, since they have something in common, sometimes he stops being a dick

Talking to Billy on the phone and talking to Billy irl are two different experiences. On phone calls he’s ridiculously perverted and crazy, (I find him so funny I’m sorry), meanwhile irl he’s a little bit shyer. It’s hard to explain, though! I’ll keep this as a reminder so I can later draw an example.

I’m soooooo tired rn. Kinda disappointed that the list turned out to be so small (*´-`) Maybe I’ll edit this post later.

Bonus!! Some of my Billy sketches_(:3 」∠)_

i hate him but i love him but i wanna punch his face

Billy be like

tumblr bitch: liking slashers makes you a freak!

y/n: **growls really hard**

brahms heelshire: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

y/n: i know brahms, i know

billy lenz: **slaps y/n’s fat juicy ass**

y/n: NOT NOW BILLY BRAHMS AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

billy lenz: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

y/n: **sighs**

police: **en route**

brahms heelshire: **the boy**

Yeah I religiously -and in an almost dialy basis- browse the Billy Lenz and Black Christmas 1974 tag, what about it.

By the way, in my AU Billy has a hooked nose because he broke it twice. The first accident was when he really pissed off his parents, the second one happened when he got in a school fight.