Anyway So. That AU Where Li Xiangyi Makes It Back To Sigu Sect 30 Seconds Earlier Before Xiao Zijin Can

anyway so. that AU where li xiangyi makes it back to sigu sect 30 seconds earlier before xiao zijin can open his mouth and bring the sect crumbling down. so he has 58 dead fellows to bury, a broken peace treaty, a missing jinyuan alliance leader and he is running sigu sect all by himself while also dealing with yknow a terminal illness that he is hiding from the world

qiao wanmian, zhan yunfei and shi shui figure it out relatively quickly and then immediately have an unspoken pact to help li xiangyi do everything. they call themselves xiangyi's court. they gain a reputation as the shadow leaders running everything. many rumours that li xiangyi is going to marry either qiao wanmian or zhan yunfei or both. li xiangyi takes baby fang duobing as his actual real apprentice.

but then, the world decides that li xiangyi won the east sea battle, seeing as he is in public and di feisheng is missing in action. and di feisheng is so mad he drags himself out of seclusion and up to li xiangyi's door to demand retribution, only to find him sick and passed out in bed with both qiao wanmian and zhan yunfei taking care of him. cue world's worst love triangle while also finding a cure and uncovering all the mysteries

Do you ever think about how unbelievably fucked up insane it is that they had Li Lianhua wear a dead woman’s wedding dress and then dressed Di Feisheng up as the groom of a dead woman in a separate episode and THEN put them in a bridal chamber where the two of them drank the celebratory wine for newlyweds together. The next morning Jiao Liqiao said to him “Now you have a choice to make: Be with me and live, or be with him in death” He already made his choice. He made it twenty episodes ago where he carved a dead man’s name into his palm. Every single person who had ever been in that cursed dress ended up dying in a body of water and he did. He was sold to be a groom for someone already rotting in a coffin and Li Lianhua took him home. And do you ever think about the fact that everything is literally canon. Whoever wrote this was out of their mind and then actual human beings acted it out on camera and another separate group of people put it on our real life tv screens. It’s canon and that’s the worst fucking part. Di Feisheng really did marry a dead man

How to express your love to your lover: a Di Feisheng guide

N.1 Pin him on the wall and strangle him affectionaly

N.2 point a knife at his throat affectionaly while suffering from amnesia

N.3 wear matching masks without knowing

N.4 pour him some warm wine in your wedding chamber and smile while remembering how ten years ago you were about to kill each other

N.5 help him to walk when he's tired

N.6 desperately try to find a way to cure him against his will even using your internal energy if necessary

N.7 immediately and mysteriously appear out of nowhere when he calls you

N.8 stalk him

Bonus. Marry him

El hombre no es uno, sino verdaderamente dos; tiene una personalidad consciente y una sombra,cada uno de los cuales a menudo lucha por la supremacía dentro de su mente.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Mysterious Lotus Casebook | that's not a lie

sir if he's your rival and you hate him with every inch of your body and you desire for him to experience the ultimate demise but would without a doubt jump in front and catch an incoming bullet for him to save his life and in return trust him with yours...that's not rivalry anymore sir i regret to inform you that's something else