Me Trying To Figure Out Where The Fuck They All Came From

Me trying to figure out where the fuck they all came from

hello...........

A crumb of kenyatta headcannons, please. There's like no content of my wife

Gotcha!

Kenyatta . . .

- does not wait around for confessions; do you want her or not?

- want her? Wonderful. Now prove it; she loves the games that come with courting and flirting

- is a passionate lover; there will never be a time where you feel unloved or unappreciated with her

- is also passionate in a “I will both kill and die for you” manner

- is still in a situationship with Nai’o, so you have to share a bit

- often rants to you about her homelife and mommy issues

- additionally sneaks through your window to hang out with you in the middle of the night

- tells you dirty jokes and makes innuendo with you just to see you blush and complain

- loves holding you and making little braids in your hair

- secretly loves being held by you more, though

- writes fantasies about you and her in her diary (you couldn’t torture this information out of her)

- can’t cook to save her life, you’ll have to cook — or better yet, teach her!

- thinks of you every time she jams out to love songs

- tries experimental makeup looks on you; you’re affectionately named “lab rat” by her

- is against PDA; she can’t be at risk of her mother knowing she’s involved with another scoundrel

- is all over you when you’re both in private, however

- likes when you ramble about the quests you've been going on; she could listen to you talk for hours

- rarely gets flustered, but you can definitely make her blush by simply saying she's beautiful or thoughtful

- buys you gifts, as every Majiri should, but she occasionally makes hand-crafted ones as well

- is a lovely singer, and only lets you hear her; if she's feeling overly sappy in your arms, she'll sing portions of sweet love songs to you

- only talks about you to her dad, as he's the only parent that approves of you

- is a sore loser; if you beat her at chess or cards, she'll pout and get sassy

- loves to read and go to the library; she'll take you on late-night library dates to share her favorite romance and murder mystery novels with you

- likes sleeping in your bed rather than her own

- rarely ever brings you to her house, as she's concerned her mother will chastise the both of you

- appreciates just sitting down out in the meadows and talking with you; you bring her a special kind of peace

He really needs it.

Should...

Should I write palia angst?

How is one supposed to do homework under these conditions