If My Husband Isn't Like This I Don't Want Him. You Can Have Him.

If my husband isn't like this I don't want him. You can have him.

𓆩☆𓆪 kuroo has his first few moments with his baby girl

☆ notes: a brief addition to 'oh, baby!'. the birth of akira.

☆ warnings: none, just lovesick kuroo i suppose

☆ word count: 1.3kei

☆ reblogs and interactions are appreciated. X

oh, baby masterlist

small.

your daughter is so small.

she's so small, yet her presence is already so large.

as kuroo sits in his chair, he's frozen. unmoving as the specimen below him takes up his full attention. his shirt is unbuttoned and he holds his daughter, akira, to his bare chest to engage with skin ship.

he can't believe that the tiny person he'd been anticipating meeting is finally in his arms after nine long months.

this is much different than when he held his coworker's baby for the first time. the baby in his arms is a byproduct of him. and you as well.

he's a little scared to peek at her hair (maybe it's too early to tell anyways) but the eyes that stare back at him are his own. she has your nose and lips, which makes him smile.

he doesn't know it, but you had woken back up. but at the sound of his voice, low and mumbling, you don't move. only listen.

"forgive me, little one, as i have stared at you for a whole two hours and i haven't said a single word since. don't be like me, okay? staring is rude." he says.

the only reply kuroo gets is faint gurgling and babbling. a tiny, chubby hand reaches out up towards him and his eyes widen.

"i know, i'm sorry...i'm not used to this at all. i don't know what i'm doing." he continues, rocking his baby girl gently. he watches as akira clings her hand to his pinky and his heart swells.

"all i know is that i shouldn't mess up. that i need to give you a better life than i ever had." it's strange to hear kuroo so quiet and shy, but you knew he's just nervous. admittedly, he'd been more stressed about the arrival of you baby than you had been. it took kenma stepping in to calm him down. but this is all because of the pressures he's placed on himself to be a good father. of being a good husband.

"i'm never going to let you feel like you're alone. or that you aren't important. that's a promise." his free hand reaches out and squeezes your own, taking you by surprise. "i promise both of you."

you blink back the silent tears that roll down your face and instinctively squeeze back.

it's eerily quiet for a moment, and then, a small laugh.

"how long have you been awake?" you hear him ask.

you smile, opening your eyes wearily, wiping away the moisture. the exhaustion of child birth not yet worn off yet. "not too long." kuroo starts to fuss over you, but stops when you tell him that you're okay and don't need anything in the moment.

there's a faint dust of pink across his cheeks when his eyes meet yours. "thank you."

you blink, turning towards your husband again. "for what?"

"for giving me this gift. of giving me the opportunity to be something special to someone." he says, eyes glued to akira. it's different seeing him like this. in a fatherly role. he looks down at her with so much love, care, and adoration. it's different from how he looks at you, but it's comforting and sweet nonetheless.

"you're already someone special to plenty of people. to me. to kenma. to your other friends and family." you tell him, rubbing small circles into his skin. "she's just another addition."

"that's true," he hums, looking back, "but she isn't just anyone. just like you aren't." his hazel eyes glance at you lovingly and he leans over to kiss your forehead.

you bring your hand up to his face, attempting to smooth out the stress lines on his face. "it's not going to be easy, but we will work through this together, tetsu." you assure him. "and remember that making mistakes is okay. it's not the end all be all. we have to learn somehow."

he hums, not saying anything. he knows you're right.

"she's going to love you just as much if not more than i do. just look at her now." you giggle, nodding at how akira is curled up on kuroo's chest. it's somewhat comical to see him sit in the tiny chair. you can tell he's uncomfortable but doing his best to support your baby.

you sigh, holding your arms out. "hand her over before you kill your back, mister."

"but—"

"'but' what? stop being stubborn, tetsu." the minute you try leaving the bed, he panics finally and ends up moving to handing akira to you.

after carefully adjusting her in your hold to eliminate any fussing, kuroo scoots up to the edge of the bed, pulling a bag of your favorite shared food (courtesy of kenma).

"lemme feed you." he says, unpacking the plastic ware and opening containers.

you frown. "i'm not a baby, tetsurō."

he huffs, displeased by your response. "no, but you're my baby. you both are." he then pouts. "please?"

you oblige and make him let you do the same to him, because in your own words 'someone else has to make sure you're taken cared of'. there weren't going to be many moments were you could take care of each other like this, so you enjoy it while you can.

after eating, and feeding akira yourself, kuroo wedges his large frame onto the bed and cradles you both in his arms. the nurses will probably yell at him for doing so, but he argues it's worth the risk.

"didn't get to give you a kiss today." he tells you, a glum look on his face. he looks down at your lips and back at you with large eyes.

"you didn't, did you?" you tease, staring back at him. your free hand pulls his shirt collar so he's level with you.

he only leans in to kiss you, his large hand gently cradling your face. you sigh against him and he hums.

the quiet sound of fussing interrupts both of you and you pull away, looking at your daughter.

"you want one too, don't you?" kuroo asks, and kisses akira's head. "there you go, sweet girl." she babbles happily in response and he nearly cries on the spot.

you chuckle, "already a daddy's girl."

"you think so?" he tries to act humble but you roll your eyes.

"seems like you already know that." you say, closing your eyes. you feel his gaze still on you and raise a brow, "why are you staring at me like that?"

with his chin propped up on his hand he appears in a daze and says without hesitation, "you look so beautiful like this."

"like what?"

"like a mother."

"yeah, tell that to me again naked." you joke, looking away.

he smirks, "as tempting as that is, i think it might be too soon for—"

"you know that's not what i mean, you freak." you scold and he laughs, careful not to startle akira.

he rests his lips on the top of your head. "i'm serious. you are. most gorgeous woman i know." he hums, looking at you with a warm smile. a smile of truth.

"i guess you're not too bad yourself." you wink, leaning back into him.

you hear soft snoring beside you and freeze. you glance over to see kuroo, half shirtless still (and not that you're complaining), slumped over asleep. you forgot he'd been awake the entire time, keeping akira company as you slept. his excitement had finally worn off.

"your daddy is a very fragile man with a big heart." you tell akira, smiling down at her sleeping form.

akira doesn't know it just yet, but she has one of the biggest and most permanent imprints on her father's heart.

"so please. be gentle with him."

AAAAAAAAAHSGHSJSKAKAK SHIT!!! THIS IS SO CUTE!!!

Anon that asked this here, I am SORRY FOR ASKING THAT I GUESS I DIDNT FULL CHECK THE TW'S... But can you do headcannons for kuroo x fem reader that's the manager for another team? Shinzen maybe, and they met at the training camp

Take your time!

:¨ ·.· ¨: kuroo with a small crush on shinzen's manager.

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content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, a speck of angst, kuroo trying to get your attention, you're doing your manager duties like a good person would, bokuto being a dense sweetheart.

warning/s: none.

a/n: NOO DW ABOUT IT!! WHEN YOU SENT ME THAT QUESTION, I DECIDED TO ADD IT TO MY "NO'S" FOR FUTURE REFRENCES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR REQUEST!! :DD i'm so sorry that this is late. 😭😭😭

you both met when you were first years from the summer camp held two years ago.

kuroo is undeniably a pro at hiding his little crush on you, but he becomes more of a show-off when you're around. 😭

like, y'know how he's athletic, intelligent, and handsome all in one? yeah. that bastard knows he's all that.

now that you're both third years, when he sees you at the summer camp again, he feels more on edge.

because this is his last chance of ever seeing you again unless both of your schools make it to nationals.

he wants to confess to you as soon as possible, but with all the busyness ahead, it's almost unlikely for him to be given an opening.

almost.

when you both meet at the entrance, you give him a small bow of recognition and walk right by him.

and oh my gosh have you gotten cuter??

KUROO IS READY TO RISK IT ALL FOR YOU BC BRO'S GOT THAT DESPERATE RIZZ!! LMFOAO

in the evening, you're about to go to the girl's bathroom to brush your teeth, when you notice kuroo getting out of a classroom too (a toothbrush and tube of toothpaste in one hand, and a plastic cup in the other).

since you're both headed the same way (the male and female bathrooms are near each other), you decide to talk to him so that it wouldn't be awkward.

"hello, kuroo. how's the summer camp been treating you so far?" you ask.

kuroo stutters in his step since he didn't notice you. "oh— it's been a bit hellish since bokuto keeps bothering me for practice,"

and kuroo doesn't know why, but he felt a little bolder than usual, "but i don't mind, since i get to see you afterward."

this brought a peachy blush onto your cute cheeks. what a smooth talker he is..

"a- ah.. really?" you ask, a bit flustered as you weren't expecting him to flirt with you.

kuroo nods with no shame as he makes his way over to you. "gonna brush your teeth, too?" he asks, and this time, it's your turn to nod. "mhm. i need to make my smile as pearly as possible."

"i've always liked your smile." kuroo admits as your blush deepens. "you're flattering me, kuroo." you hide the creeping smile behind a hand to kuroo's dismay.

he gently brings your hand down to see the beautiful smile he oh, so, loved.

and you let him. because there's something about kuroo that's just so—

"LET'S ALL PLAY MARIOKART! I WANNA BE PRINCESS PEACH BECAUSE SHE'S COOL— oh." bokuto's exclaims are quickly cut off by the sight of you and kuroo in the middle of the hallway, looking like you were almost about to kiss.

"woah, i didn't know you two were a thing!" bokuto quickly jumps to conclusions as you try (emphasis on the try) to tell him that he has it all wrong, your frantic arms waving back and forth. "n- no! it's not like that!"

it's hard to sway bokuto otherwise when your face is as red as apples right now.

kuroo finds it amusing since he didn't know he had such an effect on you. how cute!

© lowercase intended | loveephia

I want iwa-chan😭😭🥺

I LOVE UR POSTSS SM<3 could you maybe write about hq boys taking care of their affectionate drunk s/o🙉🙉 like they’re all giggly n just want to cuddle but they have to get their s/o ready for bed first😞😞 with iwa pls!!!<3

:¨ ·.· ¨: VIN DE TABLE | iwaizumi hajime

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content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, you bite iwaizumi, he takes revenge by taking care of you, he calls you princess, a lot of cheek kisses, mentions of marriage, timeskip.

warning/s: none.

a/n: EUAGEJRHSJ I REALLY LOVED WRITING THISSS iwa and y/n r so cute here I HATE THEM. anyway ENJOY READING AND THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST :D

you sat on the bed patiently waiting for iwaizumi hajime to finish changing. you stared at the hardwood floors, counting past the number sixty. he said he'd only take a minute..

iwaizumi finally comes out of the bathroom, and you scowl at him. "what's that expression for, princess?" he has the audacity to ask, walking toward you. you huff, "you're late. you said that you'd only take a minute. well, i counted, and that was waaay more than a minute."

"it's almost like you don't love me anymore..!" you look away, tears starting to form in your beautiful eyes. what a dramatic little actress you are..

iwaizumi chuckles, hoisting you up and into his chest as you yelp. "you know i love you." he presses a peck onto your puffed cheek, and you pout. you reach out to hold both his large hands, "yeah, but one minute was too long.. missed you."

"i'm sorry for leaving you alone longer than i intended." he presses a kiss onto your other cheek as a bashful little smile takes place on your flushed face. "s'fine!"

it took iwaizumi a silent moment just to look at you and your cute self. high school iwaizumi would've been absolutely flustered at this close contact, but now that it's been almost four years into the relationship, iwaizumi has grown to be more accustomed to your affection.

you mirror iwaizumi's actions and decide to plant a kiss on his right cheek, then his left. you rest your head on the crook of his neck, giggling, and whispering one of plenty, "i love you's" in his ear.

"more accustomed," he claims. well, he's not immune. after all, he's only human.

and at that, iwaizumi has to cover his glowing red face because of how clingy the wine made you. your loving demeanor enhanced, and your giggles were beyond adorable. how did he end up with someone like you?

"let's cuddle, haji!" you gleefully suggest before iwaizumi shakes his head in rejection. "you still need to change and do your nightly routine. you think you can do that, or do i need to help you?" iwaizumi asks.

"nope! i can do it all by myself." you say, "but can we hug for a little longer? m'still.. super angry about you leaving me earlier!" you lie, but iwaizumi doesn't mind. he even laughs a bit at your response. "okay then, five more minutes, then you go and do what you have to in the bathroom." he says, and you smile.

before nuzzling your head back in the crook of iwaizumi's neck, you plant a kiss on his cheek, one below the ear, and.. a loving bite on his shoulder!

"nope, that's it." iwaizumi picked you up in his arms as you laughed at his reaction. he pushed the already slightly open bathroom door with his foot, and he placed you on the sink's table top.

"can you help me with removing my makeup?" you ask, and iwaizumi nods. he's seen you do it before, so he's confident about not messing up. he gets a cotton pad and pours a bit of the makeup remover solution on it. he then gently drags it along your face.

"close your eyes." he says. you close your eyes, and he drags the cotton pad on your eyelids to get rid of your eyeshadow. once it's clean, you look at him with a disdained expression, ".. i thought you were going to kiss me."

iwaizumi only smiles, leaning in to press a small peck on your lips. as short of a kiss it was, it was still enough to give you the same feeling of butterflies you had back on your first date together. he pulls away and goes back to removing your makeup while you watch his focused expression, absolutely lovestruck.

once iwaizumi was finished, he throws the cotton pad away and leaves you alone so that you can wash your face to get rid of any excess spots. honestly, iwaizumi did a pretty good job getting rid of your makeup already. you just wanted to wash your face for extra measures.

you're finally done with your nightly routine, and you see iwaizumi sitting on the edge of the bed, just like how he saw you earlier. you let yourself gracefully fall into his muscular arms and slowly doze off.

iwaizumi sighed longingly, brushing his calloused fingers through your hair. he's taken care of you time and time again. and as he looks at his drawer where a certain velvet box was placed, he's more than ready to take care of you for the coming years of your life together.

© lowercase intended | loveephia

My baby Bachira

"Just like it was back then, being one with the ball is all there is for me. I don't need any other reason to play football. There's nothing more fun than this in the whole universe!"

LMAO PETER 2 IS TRAUMATISED WITH VENOM

Malevolent As I’ve Ever Been

Pairing: Peter Parker x Venom!reader

Synopsis: Venom!reader in scenes of no way home

Masterlist

First police interrogation

“Oh good, you’re here. Thanks for coming in, miss L/n.” The first officer said as he sat across from you in the interrogation room.

“You forcibly removed me from my home.” You said flatly.

“I’m officer Stacy.” He continued. “I’m sure you know why you’re here.”

“I’m sure I don’t.”

“Have you requested a lawyer?” He asked you.

“I don’t need one.” You shrugged. “I haven’t committed any crimes.”

The detective gave you a strange look before opening up the Manila folder. He spread the contents of the folder out on the table and slid them towards you.

“Are you aware that you’re connected to the murders of Dora Skirth, Carlton Drake, Cleatus Kassidy, Frances Barrison, Roland Treece, Maria Gustavo, Sam Medina, and the disappearance of Detective Patrick Mulligan?” Officer Stacy asked you. You stared at the photos in front of you, momentarily caught off guard by your past. Not wanting to look phased, you gave a simply shrug and folded your arms.

“Yes, I am aware.” You said simply. “But connected is not that same as convicted, my guy.”

“Right. Can you explain this photo?” Officer Stacy asked as he slid a picture of you in mid air as you hopped a fence at the Life Foundation. You recognized it as the time you broke into the foundation and first bonded with Venom, but Officer Stacy didn’t need to know that.

“That’s not me.”

“That’s not you?” He raised an eyebrow.

“No.” You shook up head. Officer Stacy sighed and pulled some more pages out of your unfortunately thick file.

“You are also connected to the San Quentin prison riot, the St. Estes fire, the motorcycle chase in San Francisco that left several injured and dead, the explosion at the Life Foundation, and the collapse of the Grace cathedral. Just to name a few.” Officer Stacy continued. You silently stared at the pile of evidence that had been culminating against you and folded your arms.

“I would like a lawyer.”

In an interrogation room a few rooms over, Peter was being questioned by a group of police officers. He was already freaking out and felt even more anxious when he saw May walking through the station.

“Why is my aunt here?” Peter asked. “She had nothing to do with this. She wasn’t even in London when it all happened.”

“Relax, Parker.” An Officer snorted. “We brought your Aunt and friends in for some questioning.”

“You brought my friends in? But they’re completely innocent.” Peter insisted.

“We are questioning Ned Leeds and Y/n L/n right now to see if you’re right.” Another officer spoke up, making Peter’s heart stop.

“Wait, you left Y/n alone with a bunch of cops?” He asked with wide eyes.

“Don’t worry. The big bad police officers are not gonna hurt your little girlfriend.” An Officer laughed meanly.

“Yeah, I know.” Peter scoffed. “My little girlfriend is gonna hurt the big bad police officers.”

Back in your interrogation room, you had several police officers plastered to the wall with Venom’s tendrils. You had Officer Stacy dangling upside down in front of you as you asked him some questions of your own.

“Where is Peter?” You demanded.

“We can’t tell you.” He wheezed, face going red as all the blood rushed to his head.

“Then I’m gonna swallow you whole and shit you out!” You growled as your sharp teeth came out. An officer broke away from the wall and made a break for the door but you quickly snatched him up.

“Where do you think you’re going? No one’s leaving until you tell me where my boyfriend is.” You warned as you pulled the officer over to you with a long black tendril.

“He’s detained. You can’t see him.” The officer said in a strained voice as your tendril tightened around him.

“There’s no such thing as can’t.” You said as Venom enveloped your body. You opened your mouth and were about to bite his head off when you heard a familiar voice.

“Y/n!” Peter called through the doorway. Venom immediately went back inside and you dropped all the police officers to the ground.

“Peter!” You smiled sweetly and ran out of the room. You hugged him tightly and kissed his face as the officers you’d been holding captive rubbed their arms and heads.

“Are you okay? May told me they just showed up without warning.” You frowned as you rubbed his cheek comfortingly.

“I’m okay.” He assured you. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine. Can’t say the same for the cop who tried to handcuff me.” You grimaced and nodded towards an Officer that was walking with a limp.

“We bit his ankle.” Venom told Peter.

“Yeah. Full disclosure, I may be detained overnight. Fuller disclosure, I think I’m a wanted criminal. But we can talk about that later. All that matters right now is you.” You sighed and pulled Peter into another hug.

“I’m so sorry about this. How did they even get you here?“ Peter mumbled against your shoulder.

“They showed up at my door and I cooperated.” You shrugged.

“We had to shoot 6 elephant tranquilizers into her.” Officer Stacy grumbled as he walked past you. You gave him a death stare and pulled one of the remaining darts out of your butt.

“I’m just glad you’re okay. Can we go home now?” Peter asked you.

“You can. I am actively being arrested.” You kept your smile as one of the officers put your hands behind your back.

“Oh my God.” Peter said as he watched you get handcuffed.

“It’s okay. I’ll be out in 24 hours. They really don’t want you biting cops. Who knew?” You laughed as they led you away.

Meeting with a lawyer

“Well thank you, Mr. Murdock. I feel a lot better about this now that Peter’s out of legal trouble.” May sighed and rubbed Peter’s back.

“Can we talk in your room for a second?” You bent down and whispered in Peter’s ear. He thanked Matt one more time before following you to his bedroom.

“What did you want to talk about?” Peter asked nervously as he sat down on his bed. After everything he put you through lately, he had a feeling he knew where this conversation was going. Instead, you locked his bedroom door and pushed him back onto his bed. Before he had a chance to ask what you were doing, you were kissing him. He happily kissed you back and let all the drama of the week melt away. You made out on his bed for a while, only pulling away when you needed air.

“Sorry for the ambush. You looked like you could use a distraction.” You chuckled as you rested your chin on his chest.

“I really needed that.” He smiled softly. “Thank you.”

“It’ll be okay, Pete.” You assured him and kissed his cheeks. “I think Mr. Murdock clearing your name is the first step towards things going back to normal. I know this is really hard for you right now but it won’t be hard forever.”

“You’re right. I just hate that it’s hurting so many people. You and Ned didn’t get into college because of me. May has to look for a new place to live because of me. It all got so out of hand.” He sighed and looked away.

“It’s not your fault. You didn’t know your identity being exposed would have this affect.” You said as you combed your fingers through his curls.

“Still. It feels like it’s my fault.” He sighed. “I wish there was more I could do to help. Maybe you can write an article on how unfair MIT is being and get people to call them out.”

You were silent for a minute and rolled off of his chest. Peter looked at you curiously as he pulled you into his side.

“The Daily Bugle kinda fired me.” You admitted as you gave Peter a weak smile.

“Because of me?” He frowned. “They can’t do that.”

“It’s okay. I understand why they did it. I can’t intern at the Daily Bugle and write articles about Spiderman when I’m dating Peter Parker. They would all be biased since I love you so much.” You teased him and kissed his cheek. Despite your efforts to convince him that you weren’t upset, Peter’s frown didn’t budge.

“I’m so sorry.” He sighed. “This is so unfair. I know how much you love to write.”

“It’s fine.” You waved your hand. “There will be more jobs. I already got an interview at the coffee shop at the end of the block. If they ask though, my name is Laura Vatraction.”

“You’re way too talented to be pouring coffee. You should be writing.”

“I’ll write again one day.” You assured him. “Plus, I might love pouring coffee. It could be my new calling.”

“It’s not fair. You shouldn’t have to face the repercussions for my mistake. I’m public enemy #1. Not you.” He grumbled as he stared up at his ceiling.

“If you’re public enemy #1, then I’m public enemy #2. Simple as that.” You said as you brought his face back to yours. He still looked guilty, so you rolled back onto his chest and kissed his face until he stopped frowning.

In the Undercroft

“There was a huge power surge by some phone lines a few miles from here.” Ned read off his computer.

“That must be the guy I saw on the bridge.” Peter realized.

“Okay. You go find the flying green gabagool. I’ll stay here with Ned and…these guys.” You said as you gestured to the villains in captivity.

“Why would you stay here?” Ned wondered. “Shouldn’t you and Venom help Peter?“

“I’m staying here because if doctopus or Barney and friends break free, you’re gonna need some protection.” You replied as you pointed to Doc Oc and the giant lizard.

“No offense, but how would you possibly protect him from us?” Doc Oc asked you from within his cell. Before you could answer, Venom enveloped you and ran over to Doc Oc’s cell.

“What did you say to us, metal octopus man?” Venom growled. “We are the Lethal Protector. We could protect Ned from 10,000 of you. Do you think you and you tiny sunglasses would stand a chance against us and our bulging muscles?”

Venom finished her sentence by pointing an accusatory finger at Doc Oc. She quickly went back inside your body when she was done yelling, leaving you with your finger still pointed at him.

“Oops. Sorry about that.” You laughed sheepishly and put your finger down.

“I’m sorry, did that thing just come out of you?” Doc Oc asked in shock.

“You’re judging me?” You scoffed. “You’re in a floor length trench coat and your fursona is a steampunk octopus.”

“My what?” He titled his head and asked.

“Baby, please don’t explain furries to him right now.” Peter groaned as he pulled on his mask.

“Sorry. Good luck on your mission”. You gave Peter an apologetic smile and blew him a kiss. Once he was gone, you turned back to Doc Oc.

“This isn’t over.” You warned. “And for your information, I have a parasite.”

Meeting the three Peter’s

(I’m gonna use real names to make it less confusing)

“Aw.” You smiled softly as you watched the three Peter’s work in the lab.

“What?” Peter wondered.

“It’s three you’s.” You gushed. “You guys all look so cute in your suits. I need a picture.”

“Honey, not now please.” Peter asked kindly. “We’re really busy. We gotta get those cures done and-“

“Cheese.” Andrew held up a peace sign and smiled for your camera.

“Peter 2 and 3 are cooperating. Why can’t you be more like them?” You playfully scolded Peter. He rolled his eyes before smiling as well.

“So cute.” You grinned and snapped pictures. “So cute.”

“You should show them our suit.” Venom suggested from inside you.

“That’s a great idea!” You gasped and put your phone down.

“What did you say? And to whom?” Andrew looked at you curiously.

“Sorry. I actually wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to the parasite inside me.” You said as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

“What?” He repeated as he exchanged a look with Tobey.

“Don’t worry about it.” You waved your hand. “I have to go get into my suit. I’ll be right back.”

“She has a suit?” Tobey asked Peter.

“It’s a long story.” Peter prefaced. Just then, you walked back into the room in your all black Venom suit.

“Now we all match.” You smiled as you did a little spin.

“Oh wow.” Andrew nodded. “Goth Spiderman.”

“Wait, where did you get that?” Tobey asked when he recognized the black suit.

“Venom made it for me. I honestly think it’s made out of my skin.” You cringed a little as you held out your arms.

“Did you say Venom?” Tobey asked as he touched your suit. Peter watched the physical contact but said nothing.

“Yeah.” You lit up. “You know Venom?”

“Yeah. I had him for a little while.” He recalled. “Those were dark times.”

“Really? You had Venom?” You gasped. “I can’t believe she didn’t kill you. Wait, did you say he?”

“We are gender fluid.” Venom cut in as she came out in her snake like form. Tobey and Andrew looked at Venom in shock, but Peter and Ned were unfazed.

“Huh.” You nodded. “I did not know that about you.”

“I can’t believe you guys are friends.” Tobey remarked. “My venom made me do all these weird, crazy things.”

“You’ve eaten people too?” You whispered with wide eyes.

“What?” Tobey backed away. “You eat people?”

“No.” You said quickly as your eyes darted to the side.

“Yes.” Venom admitted, making you sigh in defeat.

“Oh my God what?” Andrew looked at Peter with a dropped jaw. “Dude, your girlfriend eats people?”

“I try not to think about it.” Peter said as he shut his eyes.

“So this thing just lives inside of you at all times?” Tobey asked.

“Pretty much.” You shrugged.

“And you get along?” Andrew wondered.

“Oh, no.” You chuckled. “She constantly tears down my self esteem. They keep me safe though.”

“That’s nice.” Andrew smiled weakly. “As someone who has never had a venom, as you two put it, I’m curious. How does it work?”

“Do you guys want to try? I could put it inside you.” You offered.

“Oh my God.” Peter hung his head in shame at your choice of words. He already didn’t like his variants fawning over you, and now you were making innuendos.

“No thanks.” Tobey took a step back. “I’ve already had it inside me.”

“Other Peter, what about you? Do you want it inside you?” You asked.

“Yeah, okay.” He nodded. “You could put it inside me.”

“My aunt just died.” Peter reminded everyone.

“Give me your hand. It’s gonna feel a little strange at first but you’ll get used to it.” You said as you took Andrew’s hand.

“I’m so nervous.” Andrew laughed nervously as you turned his arm over.

“Don’t be nervous. I’ll be right here.” You assured Andrew as Venom crept up his arm before disappearing into his skin.

“I hate everything about this.” Peter mumbled to himself.

“Woah. I feel it.” He looked at you incredulously as Venom bonded with him.

“Is it okay?” You asked him.

“It’s kinda cold.” He admitted. “Ow! What was that?”

“Venom! Do not bite his kidneys!” You said as you snapped your fingers.

“I think that’s enough for now.” Andrew shuddered and practically threw Venom back at you.

“Fine by me.” You mumbled as Venom absorbed back into your skin. You looked around at the three Peter’s, taking into account how attractive each of them were. You smiled a little to yourself as you got an idea.

“Hey do any of you guys know what eiffle towering someone is or-“

“Y/n.“ Peter cut you off with a disappointed sigh.

“I’ll stop.” You nodded and looked down in shame.

The final battle

“Ned, I can’t just stand here and watch. I gotta help them.” You said as you and Ned watched the three Spidermen fighting through the portal.

“But Peter told us to stay here.” Ned reminded you.

“Yeah. But he didn’t tell us that.” You replied as you turned into Venom. You ran out onto the scaffolding and jumped into action. When you climbed into the crown of the statue, you found the sandman inside.

He started coming at you, so you rushed at him. You tried to bite his head off, but your teeth went right through the sand. He tried to punch you in retaliation but his fist turned to sand the minute it made contact with your shoulder. You looked at each for a moment, both realizing how pointless your fight would be.

“Let’s not.” You decided, and he agreed. You climbed out of the crown and saw Ned hastily moving his arms in a circle.

“What are you doing? Close the portal.” You told him as you changed back into yourself.

“I’m trying. It’s not as easy as it looks.” He whined as continued trying. His panicked expression melted into one of pure fear as he looked at something over your shoulder.

“Dude, the giant lizard is coming at us. Run!” Ned cried and ran further into the lab. You turned around just as the lizard caught up to you. It grabbed you by the shoulders and roared in your face, making you burst out laughing.

“Bitch please.” You laughed before changing into Venom and roaring even louder. The lizard let out a whimper and ran away from you, so you began to chase it. You tackled it and both of you fell through the middle of the scaffolding, landing on a couple of wood planks below. You wrestled and clawed at each other for a while until the lizard grabbed Venom and threw her off into the sea.

“Seriously? Every time?” You called after Venom. The lizard snapped at you but you put your foot up to hold it back.

“Jokes on you. She’s gonna find her way back to me in the knick of time and-“

Before you could finish your sentence, he slashed you across the face with his claws.

“Ow! You bitch!” You scoffed as you covered your face. You smacked him across the face and then back hand smacked him while he was still recovering from the first one.

“That’s right. I don’t need a symbiote to kick you in your lizard balls.” You growled before lunging at him. You landed on his chest and started to choke him out. It didn’t take long for him to overpower you and flip you on your back.

“You won’t be able to stop me.” He growled.

“Ew. You talk?” You choked out.

“Once I get my hands on that box, I’ll be able to go home and turn the entire city into reptilian hybrids.”

You stopped fighting him for a minute and looked at him curiously.

“Wait, that was your evil plan?” You scrunched your nose. “You were gonna turn everyone into lizards?”

“Yes.” He growled.

“I mean, that’s kinda lame don’t you think? Like why would you even do that?” You shrugged, making him choke you harder.

“I wasn’t being mean. I was genuinely asking. Why would you want everyone to be a lizard? What would that accomplish?” You asked as he strangled you. The lizard retracted his claws and plunged them into your stomach, looking down in confusion when he didn’t feel them go in.

“Dummy.” You snickered. “Can’t you tell I’m wearing an impenetrable suit made out of alien goo?”

“That won’t stop me from biting off your face.” He said as he licked his fangs.

“You got me there.” You laughed nervously and turned your face away as he opened his mouth.

“Y/n!” Andrew called as he swung by. “Catch!”

He tossed Dr. Connors’s cure at you and you caught it with one hand. You quickly shoved it in his mouth just as he got as biting down, making the gas explode out of the bottle. He slid off of you and slumped back onto the ground as he began to turn back into his human form.

“Where am I?” He asked you.

“What does it look like dude?” You sighed, unamused. “You’re on the Statue of Liberty in another dimension. Try to keep up.”

Dr. Conners stared at you in disbelief as you got up and dusted yourself off.

“If we’re done here, my boyfriend and his inter dimensional counterparts need my help.” You clicked your tongue and shot finger guns at him before walking away.

Andrew saving you

Your hands just missed Peter’s as he plunged down to save you. Venom was still nowhere to be found so if you hit the ground, you weren’t gonna survive it. Andrew noticed you falling as flashed back to the last time he saw Gwen.

“No!” He cried and dove off the scaffolding. He caught up to you and wrapped his body around you like an armor. He shot a web up and held you tightly as his feet landed on the ground.

“Are you okay?” He asked you as he held you in his arms.

“Am I okay? I just fell of the freaking statute of liberty! No I’m not okay!” You shouted as adrenaline flowed through your body. Andrew gulped and nodded a little, understanding why you’d be shaken up.

“Sorry uh yeah I’m fine.” You said once you caught your breath. Andrew teared up a little and nodded again, finally hearing the words he needed to hear.

“Are you okay?” You asked when you noticed the tears running down his face.

“I’m okay.” He told you as a smile broke through on his face. You stared into each other’s eyes as you caught your breath, both of you still shaken up.

“Should we kiss?“ You asked after a beat of silence. You and Andrew both contemplated it and even started to lean in a little.

“No.” You said in unison and he set you down.

After reuniting with Venom, you saw Tobey crumbling to the floor as Andrew struggled to hold him up. You ran over to them as fast as you could to help.

“Is everything okay? Are you okay?” You asked Andrew.

“I’m okay. He’s not.” Andrew said as he looked at Tobey in a panic.

“Oh shit.” You frowned. “What happened to you?”

“Oh, you know.” Tobey smiled weakly. “I got stabbed.”

“Hey, hey hey. Don’t worry.” You smiled and knelt beside him. “I can heal you. I just need to stick my alien inside you.”

“What?” He sat up and winced. “No. Absolutely not.”

“Shhh. It’s okay.” You cooed. “Just let me stick my alien inside you.”

“Do not stick anything inside of me.” Tobey deadpanned.

“Shhh. It’ll help. Let me put my goo in you.” You winked at him and placed your hand over his stab wound.

“Oh God.” He tilted his head back so he wouldn’t have to see it.

“It’s gonna be cold at first. Then it’s gonna feel really, really warm.” You warned him before letting Venom go inside.

“Is it in?” He asked and looked down.

“It’s in. It’s definitely in.” Andrew nodded as he knelt beside you guys.

“I feel it.” Tobey grimaced. “Gross.”

“There you go. All better.” You smiled once the wound was healed. You looked up to see Peter watched you with a disgusted face.

“Are you okay sweetie?” You asked as you stood up.

“Other than the fact that I just watched my girlfriend stick her alien inside a version of me from another dimension right after I nearly murdered a man for killing my last living relative, I’m doing okay.” Peter nodded. You smiled sadly and pulled Peter into a kiss as Venom crept inside him to heal his wounds. When you pulled away, you saw Norman Osborn sitting on the ground behind him with a look of utter despair on his face. You went over to him and sat on the ground beside him, both of you looking out at the water as the sun began to rise.

“You have some pretty deep cuts there, doctor. I could help with that.” You said softly as you looked at him. Norman tore his attention away from the water and looked at you curiously.

“Why would you help me? After everything I just did to you and your friends. Why even speak to me?” He asked you. You gave him a soft smile and put your hand on his cheek, letting Venom seep inside to heal him.

“I know what it’s like to have a monster inside of you.” You told him. “One that makes you do things you would never do. But I’m friends with my monster. I’m sorry you couldn’t be friends with yours.”

Norman smiled softly as you as you moved your hands to heal a cut on his arm, then his leg.

“Thank you for being nice to me.” He said to you. “Even though I’ve done really bad things.”

“It’s okay. I’ve done really bad things too.”

“As bad as killing an orphans only living relative?” Norman sighed and looked over at Peter.

“I’ve eaten 9 people.” You told her.

“Well I never did that. That’s fucked up.” Normal replied, making your jaw drop.

After the spell

Peter walked into your coffee shop with his note in his hand. He nervously folded in and put it in his pocket as he approached the counter.

“Hi.” He greeted you with a nervous smile.

“Hi.” You smiled back, feeling a strange pit in your stomach as you looked at him.

“Peter? Peter Parker?” Venom asked inside your head.

“What?” You asked out loud.

“What?” Peter asked you.

“Sorry.” You gave him an embarrassed smile. “Not you.”

“We know this guy. We know him really, really well.” Venom told you.

“No we don’t. Hush.” You turned your head to whisper to Venom before looking back at Peter.

“What can I get you?” You asked him.

“Just a small cup of coffee, please.” He asked politely. He could tell you were talking to Venom and wondered what you were saying.

“Sure. I’ll get started on that right away.” You smiled at him before turning around. You poured his coffee into a cup and went to turn around, but Venom locked your knees in place.

“Put sugar in it. He likes sugar.”

“He didn’t ask for sugar.” You whispered.

“Peter is shy. And he loves sugar.” Venom said as an inky black tendril came out of your side and grabbed a packet of sugar. You looked over your shoulder to see if anyone was watching and when you looked back, Venom had emptied five packets of sugar into Peter’s coffee.

“Stop it. He’s gonna get sick.” You whispered harshly and quickly put a lid on the cup.

“We know his coffee order.” Venom told you, sounding annoyed that you were doubting her.

“No we don’t. I’ve never seen that guy before.”

“Fine. Ask him yourself.” Venom said before yanking you towards Peter.

“Woah!” You gasped as you stumbled towards the counter. Peter bit back a smile, knowing Venom was puppeteering you.

“Hi. Me again. Would you like any sugar in your coffee? I accidentally put a sugar packet it in. And then I accidentally did that four more times.”

“That’s okay.” Peter chuckled. “It’s perfect actually. I usually put 5 sugars in. I like it it sweet.”

“Told you.” Venom said smugly.

“Shut up.” You said and rolled your eyes.

“What?” Peter asked you.

“Sorry. I’m so sorry.” Your eyes widened. “I don’t have an explanation for that one.”

“It’s okay.” Peter laughed again. “It happens.”

“Here. Sorry about…me.” You said as you handed him his coffee.

“Don’t be sorry. I like…you.” Peter said through a shy smile. You returned the smile before typing his order into your monitor.

“That’ll be $1.40.”

“He keeps his wallet in his back left pocket.” Venom told you. “It’s a Velcro Aladdin wallet.”

You watched curiously as Peter pulled a Velcro Aladdin wallet out of his back left pocket and handed you two dollars.

“Here. Thanks for the coffee.” He said as he handed you the money.

“Cute wallet.” You smiled and nodded towards his wallet.

“Thanks. It was a gift.” He smiled softly as he remembered the birthday when you gave him the wallet.

“He’s cute.” Venom commented.

“Shut up.” You giggled as you thought the exact same thing. Peter looked at you curiously and you slapped your hand over your mouth.

“Sorry. Not you. I was talking to myself.” You lied.

“It’s okay. Have a nice day, Y/n.” He nodded towards your name tag as he put a dollar in your tip jar.

“Oh, thanks.” You smiled and nervously played with your uniform.

“Have a nice day too, Venom.” Peter said as he walked towards the door.

“Bye Peter.” Venom called back.

Bonus scene

“I can’t believe this.” You sat on the floor and put your head in your hands.

“It’s not that big of a deal.” Tobey sighed as he subbed his eyes.

“It’s a huge deal.” You raised your voice. “This is the worst news I’ve ever received.”

“You’re offended all of us by saying that.” Andrew said as he gestured to the other two Peter’s.

“I don’t care.” You shouted as you stood up. “You mean to tell me my variant is a white man named Eddie Brock? A white man?!”

“Why’d you have to tell her that?” Peter asked Tobey in a whine.

“I thought she knew.” Tobey shrugged.

“A white man?! A freaking white man? Is he at least cool?” You asked as you shook Tobey by the shoulders.

“He was a journalist.” Tobey smiled weakly in an attempt to make you feel better.

“Oh my God.” You groaned loudly. “Was he at least successful?”

“He’s freelance.” Tobey grimaced, making you groan even louder.

“What about Venom?” You asked. “Was he good to Venom?”

“He died protecting Venom from a pumpkin bomb.” Tobey told you, making you relax a little.

“Oh. Okay.” You nodded in satisfaction. “That makes me feel better. What did he look like?”

“Frosted tips.” Tobey told you. “And we wore a lot of leather.”

You let out a slow groan as you sat back down on the floor and curled into a ball.

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IMAGINE THE DAY OF YOUR WEDDING, your nerves are through the roof and your bridesmaids are trying their very best to calm them. every suggested method– immediately shut down by a very frustrated and on-the-verge-of-a-mental-breakdown-bride. no amount of breathing exercises, ice packs, glasses of wine, or whatever the fuck helped. 

how could they when nothing was going as planned? the photographer that you had booked months in advance cancelled last minute, on the way inside the building the wedding cake designers’ assistant tripped and dropped the expensive wedding cake your parents paid for, everyone was bombarding you with questions you didn’t have the answer to, the room was hot as balls and for gods sake you couldn’t-

“breathe, y/n. do the exercises we talked about.” your maid of honor says comfortingly to your reflection in the vanity where you perch.

“you look beautiful. everything will work out. just breathe. in and out. out and in.” she squeezes your shoulder reassuringly. for the fifth time, you obey her advice. 

and for the fifth time, it doesn’t work. of course it doesn’t. you knew what, who, you needed— to calm you down. your bridesmaids did too. 

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