My Teenager Told Me Recently That She Learned From A Source Online That The Original Japanese Version

My teenager told me recently that she learned from a source online that the original Japanese version of this scene is more akin to “This is too easy, which is fine by me.” Suddenly this clip makes a lot more sense. Still going to make fun of it, though, because I’m just like that.
(gif via Tenor)
Bonus goof: I will never not read this stage title as “Space Groget.” It’s just...such a bad font choice.

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Summary: A series of moments in the lives of Sonic and Sally, showing the reflection of their childhood selves in their later relationship. The more things change, the more they realize what they had all along. Continuity: Sonic SatAM (with a little bit of game stuff where it fits) Tags: Fluff, Friendship/Love, Then and Now, Slice of Life Relationship Tags: Sally/Sonic
7: Transformation Through everything, she still knows him.
What can I say? SatAM didn't have any transformations outside of roboticization, but the first two things I thought of when I saw this prompt were "Super Sonic" and "the werehog." So this is me shoehorning them into implied plot. (And I still manage to reference roboticization anyway.)
Also I just keep getting longer with these things (aside from #5).
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8: Fate Sonic the Hedgehog is not a fan.
And that's the last one. I had fun with these! (Also, if anyone is curious, I think #7 is still my favorite of the bunch, but this and #1 come in tied for second.)

I made a thing. I'm not sorry.