Humor - Tumblr Posts

8 months ago

I think every building needs at least one gargoyle.

Just a resident Silly Little Guy.


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7 months ago

Baking's fine but nothing makes me feel more like an evil alchemist than desperately whisking a sauce made from raw instinct and half-remembered dreams


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5 months ago

Me when people celebrate Christmas early: Nooo you have no respect for the sanctity of holidays its not even December yet !

Me when August: I'm the highwayman


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1 year ago

Gay lovers in crime

They're Bonding! ...or Smth...
They're Bonding! ...or Smth...

They're bonding! ...or smth...

They're Bonding! ...or Smth...
They're Bonding! ...or Smth...

they won the fight in 0.6 and no one can tell me otherwise.


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3 years ago
The Friends Obi-Wan Kenobi Made Throughout His Life Cover The Whole Spectrum. Haha Oh Obi-Wan.
The Friends Obi-Wan Kenobi Made Throughout His Life Cover The Whole Spectrum. Haha Oh Obi-Wan.

The friends Obi-Wan Kenobi made throughout his life cover the whole spectrum. Haha oh Obi-Wan.

Cant find the actual tumblr post, I either saw it first on instagram or here... probably instagram but here it is


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6 months ago

YO THE GAYS ARE TRENDING

YO THE GAYS ARE TRENDING
YO THE GAYS ARE TRENDING

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How do people who don't do art have fun? Do you stare into space? Do you eat dirt? Do you open a portal to hell? I'm confused by non artists.


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Reblog If You Support Furries! My Profile Is A Safe Space For All Furries And I Am Not A Furry Hater.

Reblog if you support furries! My profile is a safe space for all furries and I am not a furry hater. If I was I would have to hate myself.


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Bro my head spinning lmfao. Maybe my body is telling me to sleep. Will I listen though? Nope. No chance mate.


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Rip Zim's electricity bill with that big ass underground lab of Irken tech. 💀🙏


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zoned out and now I feel like my limbs have no weight. What level of zoning out have I reached?


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My fyp gotta stop asking me if I want to work a job like damn bro I'm not even 18 yet leave me alone I don't wanna sell pepsi in america I can't even travel to america ffs💀🙏


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I post a bunch of bangers and then once those stopped blowing up I conjure up new bangers from my silly little brain like an idea wizard.


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Somebody had to say it

I didn't post this to youtube because I don't want to get banned lol.


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Anyone Know The Number For The Dentist's Office Nearest To Dib's House? Seems Like Pilot Dib Really Needs

Anyone know the number for the dentist's office nearest to Dib's house? Seems like pilot Dib really needs it. Actually, scrap the whole having teeth thing. Revoke his teeth licence.

Ah yes... licenced to teeth.


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