When The Only Reason You Got Out Of Bed Today Was Because You Needed To Use The Restroom.
When the only reason you got out of bed today was because you needed to use the restroom.
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Currently thinking about those people who threatened me and said I suck certain...things across the internet. Honestly, can more people do that? To specifically me I mean. Please don't cyberbully people without consent.
Me when someone underexplains a topic I'm not well versed in: nods head in fear of being rude or looking uninterested Me when someone overexplains a topic I'm not well versed in: absentmindedly nods head and repeats some phrased so I can remember them better and/or search them up later Me when someone explains a topic just enough to get me interested: Listen, do you have the time right now to sit down and explain every. single. detail. to me? Because if not, I'm going to stop you right there so we can schedule it.
Chicken nuggets.
The orbs beckon me to rest. Likewise, I beckon then to stop complaining. They inhabit the scull of my skin suit. Leeching off of my earned nutrition. Yet, they have the nerve to act like they can dictate my bedtime? They may provide one of five senses, but I can and will survive with spite and muscle memory.