PLS HES SO SILLY

PLS HES SO SILLY

tw - implied kidnapping and borderline shit-posting.

"Why all the sudden questions, little rabbit?"

You drum your fingers against the metal slab of his worktable, letting your eyes fall to the scrawled reports he was currently sorting through. The medical gibberish was above your head, as was the scribbled mix of short-hand and abbreviation unique to him and his other sections, but the fact that you were allowed to wander his laboratories rather than locked in your sterile bedroom proved that it was nothing particularly important to him. Or, nothing particularly interesting, at least.

"I'm just curious," you assured him, doing your best to keep up an easy smile. "Wouldn't anyone want to know where the greatest mind in Teyvat got his education?"

He hummed, drinking in the praise unabashedly. He was a narcissist, first and foremost, his self-obsession nearly overshadowing his sadism at times. "Sumeru's Akademiya, of course. I was under the impression that my history was common knowledge."

"I mean, everyone knows you went to the Akademiya. I want to know where you graduated from, though."

His grin took on an odd quirk. "I'm afraid I don't know what you mean."

"Well, you're a doctor, right?" He opened his mouth, but you didn't give him time to respond. "Did you go to another university after getting expelled from the Akademiya? Was it in Snezhnaya? I might've gone there, too - I transferred a few times before..." You trailed off, gesturing vaguely towards the metal collar wrapped around your neck. "What was your dissertation on? I'm guessing 'The Benefits of Excessive and Unrestricted Human Experimentation' wasn't a board-approved topic, just yet."

He pursed his lips.

"You did write a dissertation, didn't you?"

he turned his head to the side.

"You did graduate, didn't you?"

His response was low, grumbled, barely audible. "Her Excellency bestowed me with an honorary doctorate. It's the highest distinction a Snezhnayan scholar can receive."

"When they don't have an actual degree, you mean."

"Little rabbit," he started, abandoning his reports completely in favor of resting his cheek on his fist, narrowing his eyes and letting his grin widen into something malicious. "If I hear one more word out of you concerning degrees and universities, consider my next available vivisection table yours and yours alone. Is that understood?"

You nodded, putting on your most obedient smile. "Of course, Mr. Dottore, sir."

"Why don't you head back to your room?"

"Why don't you go back to college?"

"Get on the fucking table--"

THIS IS SO HGJBGNKJJYTBN,

JJK x curse ! darling

TW: NSFW, yandere, kidnapping, captive darling, degredation

fem reader

Can’t stop thinking about all the little vulnerable curse ! darlings that exist and how easily they fall prey to the merciless Jujutsu Sorcerers that go hunting them down for pleasure.

Geto Suguru x The Curse of Virginity

Doe-eyed, chubby-cheeked and makeup-free. She's always chewing her lip nervously. Spawned from all the sweet, silly virgins out there who're afraid of having their virginity robbed.

Though always so fucking wet for it at the same time that it’s embarrassing.

Geto got lucky and swallowed her up before anyone else could get a taste. Keeping her in his bedroom. He kisses her cheeks while fucking her into a moaning, squealing little mess every night. Making sure all her sweet little virgin fantasies are met and satisfied.

Gojo Satoru x The Curse of Beauty

A defiant little brat who thinks her beauty will enslave any and all men who dare look at her. Cold and dismissive, she never lets anyone touch her – because, in her mind, she’s a goddess no one’s worthy of having or holding.

But Gojo scoops her up and keeps her locked up in his place like a pet cat. Smiling at her awfully condescendingly when she warns him not to lay his filthy hands on her. 

She'll hiss at him, backing up with eyes going wide under the crushing realization that a pretty face stands little chance paralleled with a real force of strength. Understanding with a hitch in her throat how she better start using her looks to please rather than upset him.

Fushiguro Toji x The curse of Insecurity

The cutest little crybaby who thinks every aspect of her is unappealing and gross. She’s always trying to hide her tear-streaked face, making herself as small as she can by curling herself into a ball, hoping no one’s able to notice her. 

Toji just grins his devil-grin with her doughy thighs spread around his hips – keeping her wrists pinned above her head so she can’t do anything but whimper out small denials when he gruffs out how fucking adorable she is, thinking she can keep herself away from him.

Nanami Kento x The curse of Shame

Born from the guilt of every shameful nympho who can’t help but feel so awfully filthy after indulging in their dark desires. 

She's always naked and needy – quaking with heat and dewy from the fever of it – rubbing her thighs closed with such a sorry expression it would make any man rush to comfort her.

Nanami takes good care of her, though. The poor thing. She can’t go a single day without getting her wet little pussy pounded – always coming to him with her coy eyes and sultry whines, riding the thick muscles on his thigh with such a terribly needy pout on her lips. Begging him to make it okay, to sanction her so she needn’t feel so awfully sinful as she cums while still whimpering for his cock like a needy wonton little slut.

Zenin Naoya x The curse of misogyny

Born from all the chauvinistic self-indulgent thoughts men have of what a perfect woman should be – having resulted in the most plaint sweetest little thing – one who only feels comfortable when she's either welcoming her man home, cock-warming him during dinner or when he's rearranging her guts into the late night.

She's the happiest little bride with Naoya. Smiling nicely and humming while he lists all his troubles after coming home in a foul mood like always – she'll play with his hair until he leans into the touch with a moan, possessively tugging her closer – palming her soft skin with a pouty scowl on his face. She'll kiss his chin and tell him how grateful she is for everything he goes through, and it's exactly what he needs to hear – beginning to brush his lips over her skin, undressing her while she continues soothing him with her devotion – telling him she'd be lost without him, that he should take whatever he wants from her as a reward for working so hard, that he deserves it for being so good to her, that he's the strongest and smartest and greatest man in the whole world, and that she'll never ever want to be or do anything but serve him until the day she dies.

A little idea a yandere who is staying at the manor of a business associate, finds a sweet little nervous servant who was sent to attend to them and 'entertain' them. Naturally the yandere decides that this sweet and so very very terrified darling needs to be rescued of course and that they belong perfectly right by their side.

I feel like childe would definitely do that but it could fit plenty others

tw - implied non//con, unbalanced power dynamics, obsessive behavior, and manipulation on all-fronts.

childe would definitely do that, tho. we just have to wonder who he'd do it to.

one of the other harbingers, most likely - someone with a big enough estate to have servants to spare, like pierro or capitano, but lacking the human empathy it'd take to not throw the aforementioned servants to the wolves, like dottore or marionette. pantalone's probably the most likely offender. he's in the best position to enjoy the generous wealth his position affords him, and he takes pride in maintaining an extensive staff, in having a thorough enough grasp of his fellow harbinger's weaknesses to know exactly what type of bait it takes to get them in his debt. childe, of course, practically throws himself at pantalone's hook.

he's like a man starved; desperate to dig his teeth into the first soft, trembling thing his eyes land on. it helps that you've always been particularly soft, always trembling and tripping over your words, clearly intimidated by the blood-thirsty superiors you've been tasked to serve but too scared to try and squirm your way out of pantalone's iron-clad contracts. he can hear you two through the walls - childe's saccharine promises to take you away from this awful place and your whimpered pleas to be left as you are, miserable but safe. he's intercepted a few of childe's letters to you, grinned to himself as he tried to make sense of childe's delusional mantas of protection and warmth and domestic bliss, and while you never write back (the little temptress as you are, keeping your admirer deprived of your affection), he's seen fit to pen a few responses of his own, to ask that his junior find another hobby beyond harassing one of pantalone's favored servants and ignite childe's more territorial instincts while flaunting one of his most precious possessions.

it feels like a bygone conclusion when, after months of careful teasing, he finds you limping out of childe's guest chambers, your uniform torn and your cheeks tear-stained. he's a reasonable man, so he reacts reasonably; taking you by the collar and calling childe to his office, keeping you perched on the edge of his desk as he goes on at length about how, while he does loathe the dismissal of such a loyal servant, he may be able to part with you. for a fair price, of course.

a price that, if childe does truly love you, he'd be more happy to pay.

SHIFTING INTO DEAD FAMILY MEMBERS IS CRAZY :')

Changeling Mahito is heavy on the brain after talking with Toonce about JJK as supernatural creatures so take this.

Changeling Mahito who takes interest in you when he bumps into you on the street (obviously masquerading as someone else at the time) drawn in by your cute appearance and voice when you apologize

Changeling Mahito who git a taste of your love by accident and can't stop thinking about you after that small interaction which he's never really experienced but it's not necessarily unwelcome

Changeling Mahito who follows you around in secret and you never realize because he always looks like someone else

Changeling Mahito who relishes in your fear when he does finally address you and knows things about you a simple stranger shouldn't know

Changeling Mahito who finds so much joy in your suffering but promises he's just being a silly guy and he'd never hurt you

Changeling Mahito who plagues you by shifting into old friends or dead family members and taunts you like a waking nightmare

Changeling Mahito who hopes you don't realize that wherever he goes people go missing

But alternatively, outside of his shitty antics

Changeling Mahito who finds a new appreciation for his true form around you, the grey patchwork skin does freak you out like he thought it would, and you seem to prefer it over his shifting

Changeling Mahito who has only ever had love on a false basis, playing the role of other people and feeding off their family, but when he meets you he learns what true affection feels like - and he's addicted

Changeling Mahito who gets insanely jealous easily when he sees you with other people and tries to steal all of your time 24/7

Changeling Mahito who feeds off of your love while holding you, he doesn't realize he's doing it half the time, honest, it's only when you grow weak in his arms that he picks up on it but who can blame him your love is just so pure and tasty

...

Gentle noncon with Aizawa where he gives his darling a mild aphrodisiac to help them take his large cock in their small pussy

Helping hand

contents: Yandere!Aizawa x gn!afab!reader scenario in which he gives them an aphrodisiac to ease the pain of penetration.

more Aizawa content here!

WARNINGS: DUB-CON/NON-CON, APHRODISIAC USAGE, DRUG USAGE(?), SIZE KINK, NO BODY TYPE NOR PRONOUNS SPECIFIED, PENETRATIVE SEX, AFAB INTIMATE PARTS (VAGINA, VULVA, CLITORIS, ETC.), YANDERE, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP, OBSESSIVE AND POSSESIVE BEHAVIOR, UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS.

It was hard having sex with you.

Not because you weren't attractive. That wasn't ever a problem. You had always been the most beautiful thing he had ever laid eyes on. The problem was that you were so fucking tiny.

It wasn't that troublesome at the beginning, he found it cute how he had to crouch down a little to kiss you on the lips, how he engulfed your body when you two cuddled, stuff that made your size difference something rather adorable and enjoyable. But this wasn't adorable. It was painful, both for you and him.

No matter how hard he tried, you were never relaxed enough to loosen up and let him in. You squeezed him so hard he felt like his dick was getting crushed in a hydraulic press, and you felt like you were being torn apart in half. So you resorted to frotting against each other most of the time, or fingering, or oral, or anything that didn't require him to attempt to spear you with his cock.

But he was sure there had to be a solution, it couldn't just be impossible to have sex with the love of his life. There had to be a way for you and him to be able to enjoy each other at the fullest. And then the solution came to him. He had work to do that day, a small arrest against a lower tier villain who was involved in the drug industry. Finding more about the drugs recovered, was an aphrodisiac. A mild one, but controlled because in the words of those who used it: "It helped me get the nastiest, kinkiest, filthiest sex I've ever had". How vulgar, yet how convenient.

Wouldn't hurt to grab some of it for himself, right?

But he knew you, you would never agree to use it. Partly because of shame and partly because it was a drug. He had a solution for that too, bringing your favorite take out and slipping just a bit of the powder in your food. He smiled as he watched you eat, without ever imagining what he did. He smiled when you cuddled him and watched a movie, noticing how you started to uncomfortably shift positions, rubbing your legs together. He smirked, pulling you closer.

 — Everything okay, love?  — he asks, playing dumb.

 — Yeah, yeah. Just- Can we... You know...  — you bite your lip and look him in the eye, and he doesn't need much more indications to do what he has been waiting for this whole time. He gets on top of you, spreading your legs and tearing apart your underwear, getting a flustered scream out of you. He laps at your cunt, playing with your clit with his tongue as his fingers rub your entrance. Fingering you with ease, slipping inside you without any resistance. You can only moan and pull his hair. Few minutes, or few hours pass, you don't know, everything feels so hot.

 — Need more, need more. You know what I want, please, I can take it  — you beg, he gets his fingers out, coated in your slick and licks them clean.

 — So wet...  — he groans and lines his cock with your entrance.

 — W-Wait... The condoms were here somewhere-

 — Not gonna use 'em, want to feel you raw. You okay with that, baby? Let me use you and enjoy you fully, 'kay?  — You don't answer, but a gasp escapes your lips as he enters you. Your walls engulf him with ease and squeeze him just tightly enough. He bottoms out slowly, letting out a pleasured moan as he smiles. His thumb circles your clit and he starts to slowly move his hips, every thrust leaving you breathless. You cling to him, and he clings to you. Feels like you're melting against him.  — Look at that, this tiny pussy swallows me completely... Aren't you happy 'bout it, love? Having me inside you like we always wanted. You're so wet, you're so warm, wanna cum inside you real bad.

He grips you harder, almost folding you in half as he becomes more aggressive. You squirt against his cock, making him hiss in pleasure. Finally, he cums inside you, his eyes shut and his teeth grit in an attempt to not scream your name out loud. With the last bit of his strength, he pulls out and holds you in his arms. Softly kissing your forehead and placing aside some stray hairs that stuck to the sweat of your forehead. His heart is beating so fast, his arms engulfing you. He kisses your cheek, then the other, then your nose and your lips finally. He grins, satisfied with finally making his desire come true.

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📁 context : texting jjk characters and their responses ☆

; texting them "my dick got stuck in a lampshade."

• PART 01, PART 02, PART 03, PART 04, PART 05, PART 06

REQUESTED BY: no one, just a silly winky thought of mine after seeing the original version in pinterest 😞

WARNINGS : none, this is just some funny shit, I mean except the text idea though it's kinda sussy 🤨

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